5 Best Squirting Dildos Reviewed [Video Demonstration]

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On May 26, 2025

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Did you know that the oldest dildo is 30,000 years old and was unearthed in a German cave? A lot has happened since then, but trust me, it doesn’t get more realistic than with a squirting dildo. But which of the many products and brands should I buy?

Of the dozens of products we tested, we recommend Evolved Novelties Big Shot because it has the most realistic design and straightforward operation. The testers were especially amazed at how easy it was to refill and initiate the squirting action thanks to the quick twist cap and intuitive 2-button control interface. With up to 10 vibration functions and a robust suction base (the strongest on this list), the Big Shot is deservedly the top squirting model!

Why You Should Trust Us

Rachel Sommer, Ph.D., has been testing and writing about dildos for over a decade. She advises her readers to explore their sexuality and, better yet, have a taste of everything the dynamic sex toy industry offers. After all, variety is the spice of life. No?

But she also has the support of our experienced testing team: Sandra Larson, Shane Davis, and Tim Larson. For this article, she asked them to pay special attention to body-safe material and the ejaculation mechanism. The result is this extensive article that we firmly believe has this year’s highest-rated squirting dildos.

How We Picked the Products

We selected more than 20 review samples for the article. My selection pool ranged from those I’ve used myself to recommendations from fellow sex experts here at My Sex Toy Guide. Before distributing them for review, I defined several test criteria that we could measure on a scale from 0 to 100. These included the following:

Like other sex toys, squirting dildos come in different shapes and sizes. I instructed the team to have an open mind going into this—the review article has something for everyone. We have you covered whether you prefer a long or short, slim or thin.
We also focused on the materials used and the overall build quality. For starters, we only reviewed dildos made from body-safe materials. In addition, we opted to go with trusted brands to be sure of the quality standards.
The article also paid attention to the squirting mechanism, including models with syringe pumps, squeeze pumps, and squeezable balls.
Besides the ejaculation mechanism, we preferred models with more to offer. And especially those with rumbly vibrations, combining the two enhances realism while elevating the quality of sensations. So, we reviewed numerous vibrating models for you.
Would you rather have a realistic or non-realistic appearance? Some people prefer the rounded head and veiny texture, while others are disgusted by the cliché look. So, to be fair to everyone, we tested them all.
We prioritized products with a rechargeable battery. Besides being more affordable in the long run, these models are environmentally friendly.
To better understand the sound level to expect, we used a sound level meter to test review samples at the highest and lowest settings.
Special Feature. Every sex toy has a unique feature that puts it ahead of the competition, and squirting dildos are no exception. We focused on bells and whistles like suction cup bases and harness compatibility in the self-testing exercise.

During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Design (25%) and Stimulations (25%). After that comes Mechanism (10%), Realism (10%), and Material (5%).

Ultimately, the team returned with the findings, leaving me with the analysis and reporting task. I received valuable help from my team members to help with the homework, and their sex toy experience and expertise made the process seamless. And after a tedious 26-hour shift, we believe these are the best squirting dildos!

Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

1. Big Shot by Evolved Novelties: Our Test Winner!

Why we love Big Shot by Evolved Novelties:

Alright, let’s address the elephant in the room first: there are not that many squirting products on the market. And if you exclude the low-quality crap, we’re left standing with just a few models. So please note that you may not be able to find the same quality as you can with other dildo categories.

With that out of the way, let’s jump straight to our overall test winner: the Big Shot dildo. We put it at the top mainly because it’s so darn easy to use. The intuitive 2-button interface near the base was easy-peasy to navigate even when inserted and the cum tube had the most straightforward design. It also had the strongest suction cup for a completely hands-free experience. (You can find more suction cup dildos here.)

We also appreciated the sizeable built-in semen reservoir in the shaft (you can see it in the image above). Unlike the syringe and squeeze pumps found on other models, we found this mechanism easier to handle and not as sensitive to touch as the squeezable balls models. Bravo Evolved Novelties!

Most designers focus on just the ejaculating mechanism, often disregarding alternative stimulation. Evolved Novelties Big Shot was different, with a surprisingly strong and rumbly motor. It also had multiple vibration settings to help build up to the big orgasms.

“The vibrating motor with an impressive range of combinations – 3 vibration speeds and 7 patterns. You can regulate the vibrations with the second button on the control pad”, our tester Sandra Larson wrote in the test report. “The vibrations were intense, especially in the highest settings. With a realistic ejaculating mechanism playing as the icing on the cake, I loved every aspect of the Big Shot!”, she added.

Big Shot’s shaft is made from high-quality silicone. However, the material is noticeably very firm, and rightfully so. It houses a semen reservoir and a squirting/vibrating dildo. Unfortunately, the firm design means people with sensitive G-spots might have to buy something different.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, Big Shot is overly stiff and not necessarily ideal for solo play. Besides feeling awkward during penetrative sex, pressing the squirting button when climaxing was challenging – I had to give up a bit of the usable length to avoid stopping the rhythm and messing up the orgasm.

Another minor flaw was that sometimes the squirting mechanism was leaking. Especially if you use light fake semen, ensure you empty the reservoir after use. In addition, the package didn’t come with a manual explaining how to clean the squirting mechanism, which would be useful since it’s not 100% straightforward.

Why Big Shot by Evolved Novelties is the highest-rated squirting dildo:

Big Shot got the highest average rating in most test categories, thus becoming this year’s best squirting dildo. Let’s look at how it performed in the most vital areas to better understand our motivation to put Big Shot at the top. You can also view the table below which has the raw data from the test reports.

Realism: It was unanimously voted as more realistic than the other review samples. It also had a strong motor that took the testers by surprise. So Big Shot is the one if you like big, strong loads. In addition, the big size was one feature all the reviewers agreed merited a favorable ranking.
Ease Of Use: The built-in squirting mechanism, complete with a quick twist cap, also wowed the panel with the unanimous phrase ‘easy-to-use’ thrown in the reports. It was also relatively easy to clean.
Stimulations: With multiple vibration combinations and a suction cup base for hands-free play, it’s not hard to see why the verdict was to award the bad boy from Evolved Novelties the top spot.

If you want to see what Big Shot looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our full Big Shot review in this article.

Features:

Material: Silicone & ABS Plastic
Diameter: 1.625″
Length: 8″
Insertable Length: 6″

Pros:

Large capacity semen reservoir.
Realistic detailing with a rounded head and veiny texture.
The robust suction cup base is harness-compatible.
Impressive 10 vibration combinations.
The rechargeable Big Shot has an intuitive control interface.

Cons:

Big Shot is not an ideal choice for newbies.
Notable semen leakage when it was not in use.

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2. King Cock Squirting Dildo: Budget Pick!

Why we love the King Cock Squirting Dildo:

With a price range between $27.72 and $43, the King Cock squirting dildo offers the best value for money on this list. Most models we tested were over $70, making this one a massive bargain. Everything from the decent squirting action to the detailed design and quality materials made the squirting dildo a solid buy. It might not be a high-end option, but it flawlessly nailed the visual and physical payoff.

The squirting function was one of the things that stood out about the sex toy. Our testers loved the removable bulb because it made it easy to empty and refill the removable bulb (image below) with your lube mix for instant ejaculation. Squeezing the squishy ball was straightforward, and the jet offered decent pressure, not a blast or a dribble, but sufficient pressure for a satisfying experience.

Although the article includes more realistic squirting dildos, we loved the cream pie-like finish, which made for an exciting sight. Especially for a budget pick, the easy-to-press bulb and substantial volume that let you store sufficient lube mix inside were impressive.

Our only concern with the design of the reservoir was the grip strength needed to line up the stream with your orgasm. Like other squirting dildos on this list, the mess can be annoying to clean, but the sensations are worth it.

Besides the squeezer’s build, we liked the dildo’s lifelike look, with ridges and wrinkles throughout the shaft. Its flared tip simplified penetration and promoted gentle stretching. More importantly, the 6-inch usable length offered sufficient size for different users to enjoy internal stimulation.

The quality of sensations was another thing that made using the squirting toy addictive. The 2.5″ wide toy offered enough size to stretch your vagina without discomfort. And with the 6-inch usable length, King Cock was longer than the average penis size, meaning most users will find the size thrilling. The squeezable bulb positioning beneath the dildo and easy-to-use design amplified the quality of sensations. Although it was largely in the mind, the warm gush paired with the building-up orgasm will push you over the edge, especially if you get the timing right.

Versatility-wise, King Cock was more than a squirting sex toy. The ejaculating toy becomes a full-scene third wheel if you use it right. There’s room to play whether you want to use it solo or with your partner. You can also pair it with a clitoral vibrator for maximum effectiveness.

Although King Cock wasn’t designed for luxury, the build quality was good enough for the price. The shaft is made from PVC, giving it a surprisingly satisfying, firm, fleshy finish. The overwhelming feeling of fullness amplified the stroking action, and the lifelike detailing, including a pronounced head and raised veins, felt incredible as the dildo slithered in and out of the vagina or anal cavity.

Lastly, King Cock was straightforward. Fill the bulb with your preferred ejaculating liquid, connect it to the shaft, and squeeze your way to the 7^th heaven. The team pointed out that positioning the bulb mid-thrust can be awkward, and you might squeeze it accidentally, but the squeeze bulb gives you more control over the experience, making it easy to control the timing and amount of fluid released.