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7 Cutest Sex Toys – My Sex Toy Guide

7 Cutest Sex Toys – My Sex Toy Guide

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Some of the cute sex toys I tested7 Cutest Sex Toys – My Sex Toy Guide

Here at My Sex Toy Guide, we believe that sex toys should be fun in all ways — and for some of us, this means sex toys that are almost as much fun to look at as they are to play with. Our testers set out on a mission to find the cutest sex toys, but of course we did not prioritize form over function. These ones deliver! But they deliver in charming little packages.

Whether it’s a platinum octopus, fetish gear in baby pink leather, a peach that could sit on the kitchen counter, or more, we have toys that you are going to want to see for yourself. We’re going to show you our favorite products, but we’ll also share the scoop on their features and why they might (or might not) work for you. Read on for thoroughly tested reviews of the seven cutest sex toys on the market now.


Why You Should Trust Us

Sandra LarsonSince 2016, Sandra Larson has been a key figure here at My Sex Toy Guide. She has been instrumental in building our website into one of the largest sexual wellness sites on the Internet, and she has tested well over 100 products over the years.

For this article, Sandra collaborated with her husband and co-founder, Tim, to explore the most adorable and cutest sex toys available this year. The two sex experts used their decades of industry experience to dig through dozens of products and eventually came up with these top 7 picks.

 


1. Cute Little Fuckers Starsi: Our Test Winner!

Cute Little Fuckers StarsiCute Little Fuckers Starsi

Why we love Cute Little Fuckers Starsi:

We were tempted to make this #1 just because of the company name, but the truth is that it earned its rank fairly. However, we would like to call out the Cute Little Fuckers company. They are queer-owned, trans-owned, and disabled-owned and they are committed to true inclusivity and accessibility in the sex toy world. Their products are fun for *everyone*, and we applaud that. Also, because the toys are designed for all bodies, most of them can be used in a few different ways, and we also applaud their versatility.

Starsi is a sweet silicone starfish-shaped vibrator. It is powered by a rechargeable (no batteries) bullet vibe and fully waterproof for easy cleaning and/or shower playtime. It’s designed so that the center offers deep, powerful, rumbly vibrations and each textured tentacle tip vibrates with a different intensity — it’s almost like you’re getting six different toys in one! There are five different speeds and five different patterns for a total of 25 choices.

The other side of StarsiThe other side of Starsi

Starsi’s wide base covers the entire genital area on most bodies for an immersive experience. Alternatively, you can use the tentacles to stimulate the clit, nipples, taint, or any other body part that deserves special attention. You can also place Starsi on a cushion and grind against it if you want to go hands-free, and the arched and ridged back is great for this kind of play. This design is friendly for people who are experiencing dysphoria, or people who prefer cute sex toys that are not shaped to resemble the anatomy of either gender.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Overall, Starsi is great; we love it and we mean it. But this wouldn’t be a fair review unless we addressed a few concerns as well. The controls are located on the bullet vibrator, which makes them a little difficult to access when in use. Also, the little bullet (necessarily) has a little battery, so run time may be shorter than desired, especially on the faster/higher speeds. Lastly, while Starsi’s design is extraordinarily thoughtful, the price is on the high side for the features and functions.

If you want to see what Cute Little Fuckers Starsi looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our full Cute Little Fuckers Starsi review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Length: 4.5 in
  • Width: 1.3 in

Pros:

  • Thoughtful, discreet design
  • Incredibly versatile
  • Well-suited for all genders

Cons:

  • Difficult to access controls
  • Relatively high price

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2. Lovehoney Heartbeat: Our Budget Pick!

Lovehoney Heartbeat Clitoral Suction StimulatorLovehoney Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Why we love Lovehoney Heartbeat:

The Heartbeat is produced by one of our favorite sex toy retailers, Lovehoney, and this may be why they are able to offer it at an exceptional price ($54.99 as this goes to press). This richly red heart-shaped silicone toy is adorable, and it is packed with features that are typically only found in much more expensive products.

We picked the Heartbeat for this list because it is indeed really cute, and it would make a great Valentine’s Day gift. It is tiny (it fits in the palm of your hand!), heart-shaped, and crafted from buttery soft silicone. The small size makes it great for travel, and it does have a travel lock feature so it won’t surprise you by turning on in the TSA line. It also won’t embarrass you too much if you accidentally leave it on the nightstand or dresser.

The suction nozzleThe suction nozzle

The Heartbeat clitoral suction stimulator is engineered with the same Pleasure Air Technology that Womanizer has made famous. It delivers tiny puffs of air that simulate oral sex. There is no direct contact with the clitoris, which means that there is no danger of overstimulation or desensitization. You can choose from ten levels of intensity, and if this is your first adventure with this kind of toy, you’ll probably appreciate that you can start out softly.

You will also appreciate that the cute sex toy recharges with a magnetic cable, so there are no charging ports to mar the appearance of the smooth silicone. The silicone is latex-free and phthalate-free as well, so it will be kind to even the most sensitive skin. It is waterproof and submersible so it is easy to clean thoroughly.

The control buttonsThe control buttons

 

Minor issues we found during testing:

Relatively minor downsides that shoppers should be aware of include the two-button control panel; you have to press repeatedly to advance through the intensities, and if you skip over the one you want, you’ll have to start from the beginning. The buttons can also be slippery when there is plenty of lube in play. The suction nozzle is also slightly smaller than some others, which works well with the design but might not work as well with certain anatomies.

In addition, the Heartbeat has the smallest clit nozzle of all the suction devices we’ve tested so far. It will not fit people with large clits.

If you want to see what the Lovehoney Heartbeat looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our full Lovehoney Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Size: 49″ in x 3.15 in x 1.61 in

Pros:

  • Excellent value
  • Heart-shaped design
  • Ten levels of intensity
  • User-friendliness

Cons:

  • Small “mouth” opening
  • Clumsy control panel

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3. Womanizer Peach Toy: Cutest Clit Sucker!

Womanizer Peach ToyWomanizer Peach Toy

Why we love the Womanizer Peach Toy:

This cute sex toy from the iconic Womanizer brand looks just like a nice juicy peach, and the symbolism is not lost, since it’s meant to be used to please your nice juicy peach. Like other Womanizer clitoral suction toys, the Peach features Pleasure Air Technology. Gentle air vibrations massage and stimulate the clitoris without direct contact. You can use this toy as much as you want without risking desensitization or overstimulation.

The pretty Peach is crafted from body-friendly, soft-touch silicone that is gently shaded to resemble a peach straight off the tree. It comes with its own stand, but you could even display it in a fruit bowl! It feels great in your hand, and it feels even better lower down. Practically speaking, our Peach is fully waterproof and recharges via USB cable, and it comes with a full five-year warranty. At just $69, this is one of Womanizer’s less spendy offerings, but it doesn’t skimp on features or fun.

The charging standThe charging stand

And when it comes to the fun stuff, the Peach has plenty to offer. The Pleasure Air Technology is engineered to feel like cunnilingus. Not everyone agrees that the sensations are similar, but that’s not necessarily a complaint because this tech is very, very pleasurable for most people with clitorises. You can choose from 14 different intensity levels, and the control buttons are easy to access. If you are new to clit-sucker toys, we recommend starting at the bottom and working your way up. As always, a good-quality water-based lube is a very good idea.

A Good Alternative

The Lovehoney Venus Glow is yet another option for people after a cute clit sucker on a budget. The adorable sex toy, with its shiny surface and parallel smooth dots, resembles antique artwork. Further, though it lacked the intensity of the Peach, the gentler waves of suction were easier on people with sensitive clits. In the end, it was travel-friendlier and had better battery life than the Peach.

Lovehoney Venus GlowLovehoney Venus Glow

Minor issues we found during testing:

Possible concerns with this Peach include the 60-minute run time. This may be plenty of time for some people to take care of business, but it may not be enough for others (and it is definitely un-fun when your device is done before you are). Also, while the nozzle is discreetly designed, it is very small and some women might find it insufficient.

If you want to see what the Womanizer Peach Toy looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our full Womanizer Peach Toy review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Diameter: 2 in

Pros:

  • Aesthetically adorable
  • Small and discreet
  • 14 intensity levels
  • User-friendly controls

Cons:

  • Small “mouth” opening
  • Short run time

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4. Unihorn Blaze Diablo: Cutest Tongue Vibrator!

Blaze Diablo Swishing Tongue VibratorBlaze Diablo Swishing Tongue Vibrator

Why we love Unihorn Blaze Diablo:

A lot of tongue vibrators look like they belong behind a delicatessen counter, but that definitely does not apply to the Unihorn Blaze Diablo! This one seems to be a cross between a devil and a duck, which makes it extra cute. But don’t be fooled, because it packs quite a punch where you need it.

The Blaze Diablo is made from super-soft silicone in a deep red color and it fits very nicely in most adult hands. It recharges via USB cable and it is splashproof (not fully submersible, but not likely to suffer from the kind of wet that happens with normal use). Controls are on the base and the vibrations and tongue are controlled separately. As with most sex toys, especially those that make direct contact with sensitive skin, we recommend using a high-quality water-based lubricant.

The swishing tongueThe swishing tongue

This vibrator is incredibly versatile. You can use it like a classic clitoral vibrator, and it offers vibration patterns that range from steady to rhythmic. It also has a flickering tongue for highly targeted stimulation. The modes can even be used simultaneously for out-of-this-world orgasms. Both the vibrator mode and the tongue mode have ten separate settings, for a total of 100 different combinations.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Our testers noted that this toy may not be the best to use during partnered sex. It can be difficult to position the tongue as needed when there are two bodies in the mix, and the Blaze Diablo can feel a little lumpy and/or bulky between those two bodies. We recommend it more for solo play or foreplay.

If you want to see what the Unihorn Blaze Diablo Unicorn Swishing Tongue Vibrator looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our full Unihorn Blaze Diablo Unicorn Swishing Tongue Vibrator review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Length: 8 in

Pros:

  • Adorable red devil duck shape
  • 10 vibration modes, 10 tongue patterns
  • Quality construction

Cons:

  • Can be clumsy for coupled play
  • 60-minute run time

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5. Princette Puppypus: Cutest Anal Toy!

Cute Little Fuckers Princette PuppypusCute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus

Why we love Princette Puppypus:

This is another uniquely crafted sex toy from Cute Little Fuckers. We appreciate their commitment to creating sex toys for all genders and all bodies, and Princette is too cute not to celebrate. It is a cute little octopus-ish creature that comes in your choice of purple or platinum silicone.

One of the most amazing things about precious Princette is that every feature that makes it cute has a purpose when it comes to pleasure! The facial features are nicely textured, and the waist makes Princette easy to grip. The gently pointed head can target the clit, the perineum, or other body parts. Tentacles can brush up against nipples or gently massage the entire body. The flared base also makes Princette safe to use for anal play.

The faceThe face

Princette’s rechargeable vibrator motor produces strong rumbly vibrations. It is quiet and not “buzzy”. You can choose from five vibration patterns and five levels of intensity for 25 different combinations and the control panel is easy to operate one-handed. This toy is waterproof for easy cleanup (you can even boil it or put it in the dishwasher). It is a great choice for couples since it offers something for all bodies and all genders.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Possible drawbacks to Princette include the price ($79). Some team members comment that it can be difficult to remove the vibrator motor for a thorough cleaning. And while Princette is safe to use for anal play, it may not be long enough to reach the prostate on some bodies.

If you want to see what Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our full Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Width: 7 in
  • Insertable Length: 2 in

Pros:

  • Incredible versatility for all genders and all bodies
  • Ergonomic design and accessible control panel

Cons:

  • Relatively high price
  • May not be ideal for prostate play
  • Even the lowest intensity is pretty powerful

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6. Butterfly Effect: Cutest Wearable!

Butterfly Effect Wearable VibratorButterfly Effect Wearable Vibrator

Why we love Butterfly Effect:

This pretty little Butterfly Effect panty vibrator comes with a remote control and an adorable design that everyone fell in love with. The most daring of us can wear it safely tucked into our panties (hence the name) while we are out and about, and we can even let our partners take complete control. But even if you aren’t into that kind of semi-public play, the Butterfly Effect offers plenty of fun in the privacy of your own home.

We appreciated that the Butterfly Effect has two separate vibrators, one for the shaft and one for the “wings” that are gently curved to cover the vulva and clitoris. It offers a total of 12 vibration speeds and patterns that range from gentle teasing to powerful play. You (or your partner) can control the toy with the control panel or the wireless remote, which has a 32-foot range. It is made from body-safe silicone and the toy is waterproof, although the remote controller is not. It recharges through a USB cable, and it only takes 40 minutes to charge fully.

Charging port and control buttonCharging port and control button

The insertable shaft is less than three inches long. This is plenty of length to keep it in place, but users who are looking for deep penetration may not find it satisfying.

Finally, we found the butterfly easy to control. Apart from the wearable feature that enabled one to move freely without interference, the reviewers highlighted the importance of the remote control. The remote fits cozily in the hand, and the buttons are strategically placed under the thumb. You can also regulate both motors individually with the controller.

The remote controlThe remote control

Minor issues we found during testing:

It was not possible to adjust the intensity levels for the different vibration levels. These patterns could also be uncomfortable to some people, particularly those whose skin is very sensitive.

If you want to see what the Butterfly Effect Wearable Vibrator looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our full Butterfly Effect Wearable Vibrator review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Insertable Length: 4.39 in
  • Width: 1.31 in

Pros:

  • Charming butterfly look.
  • Suitable for long-term use.
  • Convenient remote control.
  • Impressive dual-motor build.
  • It is suitable for internal and external stimulation.

Cons:

  • The size might be underwhelming for experienced users.

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7. Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs: Cutest BDSM Toy!

The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist CuffsThe Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs

Why we love Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs:

The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs are cute enough to wear as a fashion statement, but you and your partner will know what else they are good for! They are hand-crafted from high-quality leather in a beautiful baby pink with nickel-plated fastenings.

The leather is buttery soft and it won’t chafe even if you “struggle” against it, and the fastenings are as strong as they need to be. This set of Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs will hold up through numerous play sessions and still look good enough to wear out to the club.

Closeup of one of the wrist cuffsCloseup of one of the wrist cuffs

The cuffs adjust to fit wrists from 4.5” to 8”, which means that they will fit most female and many male bodies comfortably. They are part of the Stupid Cute line that includes matching ankle cuffs, a bondage bow restraint, a restraint clip, an O-ring choker, a spanking paddle, a strap-on harness, a hog tie, a ball gag, and much more. You can outfit yourself or your partner quite thoroughly!

Minor issues we found during testing:

A few testers commented that the edges can feel sharp, but that’s hard to get around when you are straining against the leather. These cuffs are fairly priced, but if you’re going to go all out with this collection, it is likely to become very costly.

You can read our full review of The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs here.

Features:

  • Material: Leather and Nickel-plated Steel
  • Size: 4.5 in – 8 in

Pros:

  • Very high-quality materials
  • Great blend of fashion and fetish
  • Adjustable fit

Cons:

  • Expensive to collect all the related Stupid Cute pieces

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Other Good Alternatives

Blush Neo Elite TaoBlush Neo Elite TaoThe Blush Neo Elite dildo may not exactly qualify as “cute”, but if you are looking for an adorable dildo, here it is. Neo Elite is made with dual-density silicone for a firm glow-in-the-dark core covered by a see-through soft jelly layer. It feels real, or at least it feels what real would feel like if real also had super-textured spirals. On top of that, it is body-safe and comes with a suction cup base. It’s 7” long (6” insertable) and 4” in circumference, and it lists at $49.99.

The saddle attachmentThe saddle attachmentIf you don’t have the budget or the space for a Sybian, you should consider the Cowgirl’s Cowgirl Cone portable sex machine. The sleek black silicone base is something that you can leave out on your dresser. No one will be the wiser, although the Alamo attachment is definitely phallic in appearance. You also get a saddle attachment and a remote control, which you can hand over to your partner if you please. This comes in at $210, which is about five times less than a Sybian.

Lovehoney Rose Glow 2-in-1 Clitoral Suction Stimulator with Egg VibratorLovehoney Rose Glow 2-in-1 Clitoral Suction Stimulator with Egg VibratorMost people don’t think that roses and eggs go together well, but Lovehoney’s Rose Glow will prove them wrong! This two-in-one sex toy features both a clit-sucking rose with Pleasure Air Technology and a vibrating egg. You can use them together or separately, and you can even use the egg to strengthen your kegel muscles. It’s made of silicone, it recharges via a USB cable, and it is currently $62.99.

Lovehoney Dare Discreet Necklace VibratorLovehoney Dare Discreet Necklace VibratorLovehoney’s Dare Discreet necklace vibrator is jewelry that you can wear to the office, but it’s also a powerful little bullet vibrator with two vibration patterns and three levels of intensity to choose from. The travel lock feature means that it won’t turn on accidentally and it comes in an elegant gold tone. You never know when you’ll need a vibrator, and now you will never be without one! The Dare Discreet sells for $79.99 and makes an excellent gift.

Happy vibing!

Sandra

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