Mild to Wild: Your Bedroom Bucket List

We asked our X and Instagram followers what they’d tried, and surprisingly, roleplay ranked low! Sure, they’d all given blindfolds and restraints a go, but not playing dress up.

We get it, ‘playing’ a character can be a bit awkward, especially if you’re not a former theatre kid. But bedrooms are all about getting a bit silly! Roleplay is great for beginners or anyone who doesn’t want to break a sweat (or the headboard). Plus, they’re an unintimidating segue into approaching different desires or Dom/sub dynamics.

Whether you fantasise about a naughty nurse giving you a check-up or making a filthy confession to a perverted priest, there are all sorts of scenarios you can play with! We’ve even got a list if you need inspiration.

Remote controlled sex toys. This actually stirred a bit of debate in the office. Are they spicy or are they mild? Well, that depends entirely on how you use them.

Typically love eggs or vibrating knickers, these are fun to play with indoors – and I don’t mean confined to the bedroom. Yes, having your partner ‘play’ with you via a tap of an app is exciting but turning it into a game during chores or relaxing together makes for a tantalising type of foreplay.

Of course, the heat comes from using them outside. Yes, in public. Now, this could mean the wearer stays at home while their toy is remotely controlled by their partner at work, or teasing each other with playful buzzes while on a walk.

Another one that caused a debate, pegging. Is it intimidating or just an acquired taste?

For the uninitiated pegging is strap-on sex but speficially when a woman penetrates a male partner anally. Anal sex without being gay, and no, it’s not gay to like it. Plenty of men like having their prostate massaged, pegging is just the next level up.

If you’re in an M/F pair it’s deeply intimate given the trust involved, and for women used to recieving a dicking the role reversal is arousing. Combine it with bondage and some FemDomming, and you’ve got a saucy sisification sesh going.

Coming in hot from our customer bucket list: a sex machine! Not for the faint-hearted, these robotic rodgerers are relentless when it comes to penetrative power.

They’re played with by D/s couples but go solo too, and it’s a delicate balance of having the space, lube, and stamina to keep up. The phrase ‘fucked silly’ really comes to mind.

Curious? Try a thrusting dildo to see if you like the motion, then graduate to something bigger like an F-machine.