Cute Little Fuckers Zeep Review

Zeep is an adorable addition to the Cute Little Fuckers lineup. Designed to look like a bug hiding under a leaf, is this a toy you’ll want to add to your collection, or will you be tempted to squash it? Read my review of Zeep to find out.

Key Takeaways

Zeep is another winner in the Cute Little Fuckers lineup. Similar to the Starsi, Zeep offers versatility and powerful vibes in a tiny package. It can even be used hands-free, my favorite feature of the Starsi.

Who Should Try It? If you’re in the market for some surprisingly powerful external vibes, Zeep is a great option for you. I’d also say that Zeep is the most beginner-friendly of all the Cute Little Fuckers toys I’ve tried. It’s also small and unobtrusive enough to make a great addition to partner play.

Who Can Skip It? Zeep is meant to provide external vibes only, so if you need an element of internal pleasure, Zeep just won’t do it for you. Of course, it could be used in tandem with an internal vibe, or during couples play, but considering the price tag, I think Zeep should be the main event. While Cute Little Fuckers toys are designed to be used by people of all genders, this particular model seems to be designed more with AFAB bodies in mind.

You Can Buy It on the SheVibe website for $69.

What Is Cute Little Fuckers Zeep?

Zeep is a rechargeable, waterproof vibrator from Cute Little Fuckers. As with all their toys, Zeep has an adorable design and looks like a little bug hiding in the underside of a leaf. According to its bio, it is very shy, comes from a jungle planet and loves leaping out and surprising people with its powerful vibes. It’s an extremely versatile toy, and despite its small size, has a variety of different types of surfaces to play around with, from its flexible silicone tip to its textured insides, to its smooth, curved back. Best of all (in my opinion), it can be used hands-free.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

Zeep comes with a USB charger, instructions, and a Cute Little Fuckers discount code. The device also comes wrapped in green tissue paper to match its leafy design.

Features

• Waterproof
• Versatile design
• Compact

Specifications

• Material: Silicone
• Dimensions: Length: 4”, Width: 2.1”
• Color: Zeep comes in Mint (the color I have) or Emerald
• Weight: 1 lb
• Power type: Rechargeable (USB charger included)

How Do I Use Cute Little Fuckers Zeep?

To turn Zeep on, simply press the button on the bottom for about 2 seconds. Then use that same button to cycle through 5 different speeds followed by 5 different vibration patterns.

As with all the Cute Little Fuckers products, experimentation is the name of the game. Zeep can be used in a myriad of ways and by people of all genders. As an AFAB woman, I particularly enjoyed the external vibes it provided. Its pointed, flexible tip offers pinpoint precision, while its textured front and smooth, curved back can provide vibes to a broader area. Best of all, thanks to its small, flat design, it can be used hands-free, either by humping the curved back or by squeezing it between your legs. For that same reason, it can also be used unobtrusively during couples play.

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My Personal Experience

Packaging

As with all the Cute Little Fuckers packaging, Zeep comes in a box with its picture on the front, a bio of Zeep and a bio of the artist on the sides, and a more detailed user guide on the back. One thing that was different about this packaging as opposed to the other Cute Little Fuckers toys I’ve tested is that the “How to Use Me?” section on the back isn’t as explicit. Whereas the other toys had rather graphic cartoons showing the different places to put each toy, Zeep’s illustrations just show its different features (“Pinpoint stim at the tip!” etc). My best guess as to why it’s different is that this one excels at clitoral stimulation, and that might be hard to depict in a drawing.

Design

Zeep’s design is delightful, as is to be expected from Cute Little Fuckers. The bug design is integrated with the functionality of the sex toy, while still being extremely cute. Both the textured body of the bug and the smooth back of the leaf feel great, and the pinpoint precision on the tip of the leaf is the perfect finishing touch. It is extremely cutesy, though, so if you prefer your toys to be a little more sophisticated, then Zeep might not do it for you.

Material

Zeep is made of soft, smooth silicone. While it’s not a particularly squishy toy (except for the tip), it still feels luxe.

Stimulations

All the Cute Little Fuckers toys I’ve tried come with the same vibrating mechanism that offers 5 vibration speeds and 5 vibration patterns. It’s interesting how the size and shape of a toy make it vibrate differently despite the same mechanism being used for all of them. Since Zeep is small and sleek, it vibrates much more powerfully than the Starsi, with its five starfish arms or Morrie with its mushroom head.

As always, I do wish there was a way to control the patterns and vibration intensity separately, but Zeep, and the rest of the Cute Little Fuckers products stand out because of the versatility of their shapes, not their vibrations specifically. For something like a wand vibrator, the vibration is everything, since that’s all it does. Since Cute Little Fuckers can be used in so many ways, and on different body parts, the vibration itself matters less than the fact of being able to try out so many different positions or pleasure so many different body parts with just one toy.

Sound Level

As with all the Cute Little Fuckers, Zeep is pretty quiet, as befits its shy nature, I suppose.

Build Quality and Dimensions

Zeep is very small and compact, with a length of 4 inches and a width of 2.1 inches. The quality is as great as I’ve come to expect from Cute Little Fuckers, and the variations in texture are impressive for such a small size. I would absolutely recommend Zeep for travel, since it can offer a myriad of experiences, and is great for couples’ play. If you’re traveling with a partner and think you might want to spice things up without overstuffing your suitcase, it would be a great stowaway in your bag.

Ease of Use

Of all the Cute Little Fuckers toys, Zeep is the one I would most recommend to a beginner, simply because it is so easy to use. While the design is just as versatile as the others I’ve tried, I found it the most intuitive, and I didn’t have to spend time thinking, “Wait, where do I put this, exactly?” While the versatility of the others could be somewhat daunting to a beginner, Zeep’s curves and soft, silicone tip made it easy to know just where I wanted to place each part. While I really enjoyed the Morrie toy, for example, it wasn’t exactly intuitively clear what to do with a flat, vibrating piece of silicone.

The mechanics of the device are simple too; the power button on the bottom is easy to press, and cycling through the 10 different variations is easy. Cute Little Fuckers toys are designed with accessibility in mind, so Zeep is easy to hold and manipulate.

Versatility

While Zeep can only be used externally, it is a very versatile toy. The different textures and shapes available on such a small sex toy make it really stand out. The flexible tip offers precision, the textured front provides great stimulation, the antennae on Zeep converge and allow for yet another area where you can get that precision, and the smooth, curved back is sturdy enough to provide some hands-free action. It is also shaped in such a way that you can squeeze it between your thighs as you scroll through your favorite AO3 tags.

Warranty and Support

Cute Little Fuckers offers a 1-year warranty on their toys.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

Zeep gave me no issues.

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Review Summary

Pros

• Perfect for beginners
• Versatile
• Cute and compact

Cons

Alternatives to Cute Little Fuckers Zeep

The Cute Little Fuckers Starsi

While less petite than Zeep, Starsi, another toy in the Cute Little Fuckers lineup, offers even more variation, with its more complicated shape. The bigger body and the starfish legs (and the spaces in between them) provide more all-over vibrations than the tiny Zeep.

Dame Dip 2.0

If you’re new to the world of sex toys, don’t know where to start, and don’t want to break the bank, the Dame Dip 2.0 might be your best bet. At $44, it costs quite a bit less than Zeep, and can be used both internally and externally.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

You can get a Zeep of your own at SheVibe for $69.00.

Thanks for reading my Cute Little Fuckers Zeep review!

Becky

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Becky V is a Los Angeles native who loves indie bookstores, Broadway musicals, and a good cup of tea. She is passionate about sexual wellness and wants to make the world a better place one orgasm at a time!