Fifty Shades of Grey Nipple Suckers Review

I bought these on a whim, half expecting to try them once and forget they existed. Just two squishy grey bulbs from the Fifty Shades of Grey line – not exactly screaming high hopes. But I was curious. Could something this basic actually wake up my nipples without diving into full clamp territory?

Turns out, yeah… they kind of can.

They’re not mind-blowing, and they’re not glamorous. But for a low-effort, lazy-night kind of toy? These little suckers surprised me.

Key Takeaways

The Fifty Shades of Grey Nothing but Sensation Nipple Suckers are simple, fuss-free sex toys designed for gentle, hands-free nipple stimulation. Made from soft grey silicone, they’re easy to use, body-safe, and beginner-friendly – just squeeze and stick. They don’t offer intense suction or glamorous packaging, but they do what they say on the tin, and they do it quietly.

Who Should Try It? If you’re curious about nipple play but not ready for clamps, the Nothing but Sensation Nipple Suckers are a great starting point. They’re ideal for sensitive folks who like a gentle warm-up or couples looking for something low-effort and tease-friendly. Whether it’s solo time or a bit of pre-shag foreplay, these slot in easily without much prep or pressure.

Who Can Skip It? If you’re after pain or serious intensity, the Fifty Shades of Grey Nipple Suckers probably won’t cut it. They’re more gentle tease than full-on torture. Same goes if aesthetics matter – they’re not the sexiest-looking things on your body. And if your nippies aren’t particularly responsive to suction, you might not get much out of them at all..

You Can Buy It on the Lovehoney website for $15. Use discount code AFF-MSTG10 for 10% off.

What Are the Fifty Shades Nipple Suckers?

The Fifty Shades of Grey Nothing but Sensation Nipple Suckers are soft, squishy silicone domes designed to tease and tingle your nipples using simple air pressure – no motors, no wires, no pinching metal.

Here’s how they work: you squeeze the little bulb, press it over your nipple, and let go. That action pulls air out of the chamber, creating a gentle vacuum that draws blood into the nipple area. It’s a similar idea to cupping – minus the bruising and weird wellness claims.

Once the suction’s in place, your nipples start to swell slightly, go a bit pinker, and become noticeably more sensitive to touch. You can leave them on for a few minutes while you’re setting the mood, or keep them in play as part of a longer session. Either way, it’s not about pain or clamps – this is subtle stuff. Tingly, buzzy, warm-blooded sensation that lingers even after you take them off.

View On Lovehoney

View On SexToy.com

First Impressions & Features

Unboxing

The Fifty Shades Nipple Suckers come in a small cardboard box that’s… functional. As you can see in the below image, it has the Fifty Shades branding stamped on the front and that slightly medical, oddly glossy look that screams “official merchandise,” not “come-hither fantasy.” Think less seduction, more “aisle next to the condoms.”

Pop it open and you’ll find the two silicone suckers sealed in a clear plastic pouch – which I immediately binned. No storage bag or case, which is a bit annoying since silicone picks up lint like nobody’s business. These things will find the nearest fluff and cling to it like static socks.

You do get a little instruction leaflet – one of those accordion-folded slips printed in ten languages, with text so tiny you need to squint or grab a magnifying glass. It vaguely explains how to use them, but mostly in the “squeeze and stick” sense, not exactly a guided tour. Still, better than nothing.

Quick Specs

• Length: 2 inches
• Material: Silicone (latex-free)
• Color: Grey (a nod to the brand, I suppose)

How Do I Use the Fifty Shades Nipple Suckers?

These are super simple to use: no buttons, no batteries, no buzz. Just old-school suction.

You squeeze the soft bulb, press it over your nipple, and let go. That little release of air creates a vacuum that draws blood to the area, which can heighten sensitivity and make everything feel a bit more electric. It’s not painful-more like a warm, tingly hug for your nipple.

You’ll get a better seal (and longer-lasting suction) if you wet the rim first-water-based lube works best, but honestly, spit does the trick. Dry, they can be a bit useless and tend to fall off unless you give them a solid squeeze.

There’s no fancy technique required, but it might take a couple of tries to find the right spot and pressure for your body. Once they’re on, they’ll stay for a few minutes and give a slow, steady pull-not intense, but enough to get your attention and make any light touch after feel… well, extra. Think foreplay enhancer, not power tool.

View On Lovehoney

View On SexToy.com

My Personal Experience

Alright, so here’s how it went down.

I was lying in bed, mid-scroll, feeling that particular brand of boredom where you don’t want to start a whole session but also don’t want to sleep. So I grabbed these and gave them a whirl. No lube, just a quick squeeze and stick – and off they came. Twice. Classic rookie move.

The third time, I dabbed a bit of lube, pressed them on while squeezing like a stress ball, and bam – stuck. The sensation wasn’t wild, but after a few minutes, I started to feel that little achy tingle, like when you’ve just had your nipples kissed for too long. Not bad.

When I took them off? Wow. Everything was just… more. Even the bedsheet brushing past made me twitch. My nipples looked puffier, redder, and way more reactive. I gave them a little flick (for science) and felt it through to my toes.

My partner tried them out later that week and called them “funny little suction grenades.” She’s not wrong –  they’re not hot to look at. They kind of make your boobs look like they’re cosplaying clown noses. But if you can get past that? Worth it.

Design

Minimal to the point of invisibility. The Nothing But Sensation Nipple Suckers look like soft grey mini plungers – kind of like if a stress ball and a turkey baster hooked up. Rounded bulb on top, open base on the bottom. It’s not winning any awards for sex appeal, but the design works. The bulb’s easy to grip, has a nice smooth matte finish, and is easy to squeeze, even with slippery hands, and the base nestles nicely over the nipple without pinching or feeling awkward. Very “function over flair.”

Material

These are made from soft-touch silicone, and for the price point, it’s decent stuff. Smooth, squishy, and doesn’t have that weird rubbery smell some cheaper sex toys do. It holds shape without being rigid and gives just enough resistance when you squeeze. Feels good against the skin (warm once it picks up a bit of body heat) and doesn’t drag or stick. The only downside? Silicone is a lint magnet. Toss these loose into a drawer and they’ll come out looking like they spent the night under the couch. Wrap them or store them clean.

Stimulation

You’re not buying the Fifty Shades nipple suckers for scream-worthy peaks. These are about slow build and increased awareness. They don’t clamp, vibrate, or sting. They just suck (literally). The sensation is gentle but steady, like a warm pressure that builds circulation and makes the whole area hyper-aware. After a few minutes, even a breath of air or brush of fabric feels more intense. Great if you’re into edging or like teasing out arousal with a softer touch. Not so great if you’re hunting for pain or punishment.

Build Quality

Simple, but solid. The suckers feel like they’ll last a while as long as you don’t try to twist them inside out or boil them like pasta. The seams are smooth, the silicone’s got a nice matte finish, and there’s no flimsy bit to break. They’re so light that they’re easy to misplace, but unless a cat or a curious roommate gets to them, they should survive plenty of use. No tech = no drama.

Ease of Use

Truly beginner territory. These nipple toys are as low-effort as it gets. You squeeze the bulb, stick it on, and let go. That’s it. You’ll get better suction if you dab the rim with a little lube or spit (trust me), because dry they tend to fall off unless you squeeze like you’re deflating a football. Once sealed, they’ll stay put for a few minutes while you faff around, readjust your pillows, or pretend you’re not distracted by your own nipples. Also: totally silent. No buzz, no hum, no risk of being caught by noise.

Versatility

The Fifty Shades Nipple Suckers can be a solo treat, a warm-up act, a pre-game flourish-basically, they slot in wherever you want a bit of gentle stimulation without having to commit to full-on clamps or scene energy. You can wear one at a time if your nipples are fussy (mine are never equally keen), or go double and see what happens.

These little suckers also coaxed my “inny” nipple to come out to play, which was a bit of a revelation. During sex, they won’t stay put if things get too enthusiastic, but I did leave them on while riding my partner once and she was genuinely mesmerized by the bounce. Unintended bonus: live-action jiggle show.

They’re gender-neutral too-nothing about them says “just for her.” Anybody with nipples can get something out of them, whether it’s added sensation, visual stimulation, or just the novelty of a new texture. But be warned: they’re not built for chaos. If you’re flipping positions or getting handsy, they’ll likely pop off and roll under the bed.

Warranty and Support

No official warranty with the Nothing But Sensation set. That said, Lovehoney (and other stockists like Sextoy.com) usually have decent return or support policies. Worth checking their site directly if you’re nervous about quality or just like peace of mind.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

A few small issues cropped up while using the Fifty Shades nipple suckers, none of them dealbreakers, but worth knowing going in.

First up, they don’t stay on forever. If you forget to wet the rim or start getting too wriggly, they lose suction and slip off like a lazy shower hook. One bailed on me mid-kiss and vanished into the sheets. Not painful, just awkward.

Since these little suckers are made of silicone (aka lint magnets), you’ll need to get creative if you want to keep them clean between uses. A sock? A glasses case? You do you.

And yeah… the look. These aren’t glam. I caught myself in the mirror wearing both and burst out laughing-two grey clown noses suctioned to my chest. Not quite the erotic fantasy I had in mind, but hey, at least they’re good for a giggle.

View On Lovehoney

View On SexToy.com

Alternatives to the Fifty Shades Nipple Suckers

Lovehoney Color play Color-Changing Nipple Suckers

Same shape and feel as the Fifty Shades ones, but with a heat-reactive twist – they shift from purple to pink as you warm up. A fun little gimmick that adds some visual flair. Still soft, gentle, and beginner-friendly, just with a splash of more personality. They’re a touch pricier, but you’re paying for the novelty.

Oxballs Gripper Nipple Suckers

A serious step up in intensity. These suckers are firmer, grippier, and made from a stretchy rubber-like material. They grab on tight and stay there – not for the faint-hearted, but perfect if you want more pressure and bite. More kink dungeon than cute foreplay, and unapologetically so.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more nipple suckers in this article.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy Them?

Thanks for reading my Fifty Shades of Grey Nipple Suckers review!

Rachel

You can buy them on Lovehoney using this link.

View On Lovehoney

View On SexToy.com

Rachel is a clinical sexologist with a focus on LGBTQ+ and BIPOC issues. Originally from Texas, she loves sushi, white wine, and spending time with her partner Jessica. She has been featured in Cosmopolitan, Yahoo.com, Women’s Health, Healthline, Glamour, and MindBodyGreen.
LinkedIn | Website | Twitter

Latest posts by Rachel Sommer, Ph.D. (see all)