Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher Review

Having sex with a sex machine is intense in ways that partnered sex can’t compete with. There’s the otherworldly thrusting speeds, the robotic longevity, and that endurance and speed mean that you’ll need more lube than normal—a lot more. That’s why fans of the Hismith Sex Machines will be thrilled by the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher. Not only can it keep things gliding along smoothly after hours of play, but it can also simulate ejaculation, invite temperature play, and add a unique level of realism.

Do you need one? Find out in my Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher review.

Key Takeaways

When you need lube launched reliably, the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher is here to save the day. Easy to connect, easier to use, and comfortable, this product will appeal to cammers, people who experience pain during insertion, fans of anal, and even those who like temperature play. It works with water in addition to lubricant, and the additional water makes it easier to spray, adding a sensory element. It’s not a must-buy if you don’t have a Kliclok sex machine, as there’s nothing to attach it to, but may appeal to those with a cum fetish and could potentially be a gender-affirming addition to a harness.

Who Should Try It? This is an ideal product for people with dyspareunia who like to have penetrative sex with a sex machine, as it will prevent injury, keep things slick, and can get hyperrealistic if the desire is there. It’s also a no-brainer for cammers and people who use strap-ons.

Who Can Skip It? If you prefer an abstract, unrealistic masturbation session or otherwise don’t like erections and ejaculation, you probably won’t like this one.

You Can Buy It on the official Hismith website for $160.

What Is the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher?

You may already be familiar with lube injectors, which are devices that can inject lube exactly where you need it, whether vagina or anus. They help the lube go to where you need it most: deep inside. Lube injectors are typically used before sex to keep things wet and wild throughout sex and are frequently used by the BDSM community for extreme play and by anal sex enthusiasts.

The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher takes things to the next level. It works with their sex machine, so you can use the accompanying cumming dildo for hyperrealistic penetration. It’s app-compatible, and better yet, it’s easy to assemble. You receive an extra dose of lubrication whenever you want, without stopping, and it could work well with the right strap-on.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher unboxing was minimalistic but thorough. It didn’t come with any extras, but it came with nearly everything you need to get started. Inside the discreet cardboard box it’s shipped in is another thin, cardboard box that contains the lube launcher, a dildo, a charging cord, and an instruction manual (you can see all items in the below image). No lubricant was included, so you’ll need to pick that up before playtime.

Features

The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher has distinct features, including:

• App controllable
• Compatible with all premium Kliclok sex machines
• Includes an ejaculating dildo made from dual-density silicone for a lifelike experience
• Lube injectors make simple work of refilling

Specifications

Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher specifications:

• Material: Dildo: dual density silicone; lube launcher: plastic
• Size: 8.3” dildo with 6.35” insertable length; 2.4-ounce maximum liquid tank
• Color: Black machine, black and red, or flesh-toned dildo
• Mechanism: Cumming dildo with app-compatible lube launcher
• Weight: 1.3 pounds

How Do I Use the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher?

After you unbox the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher, the first steps are to charge the launcher and wash everything. The launcher comes with a USB recharging cable, so plug that in right away. It takes roughly two hours to charge. The dildo can be washed with warm water and antimicrobial soap. You can also rinse the flexible tube with soapy water. Wipe down the machine, too, after unplugging it.

Now for the setup. If you own a Hismith sex machine, it’s time to hook up the lube launcher to that bad boy. Turn the lube injector upside down and unscrew the cap to the reservoir. Load the reservoir with the oil- or water-based lube of your choice using the lube injector (I demonstrate how it’s done in the below image). One syringe will not fill the reservoir; you should fill the syringe 3-5 times to fill up the reservoir. Pro-tip: the fuller the reservoir, the easier it is for the lube to launch quickly.

Mix the lube with water, and it will squirt more easily—plus, you can adjust the temperature. Consider adding a small amount of reasonably warm water to the mixture. Then, attach the clamp to the leg of your already-assembled sex machine and fasten the device to the clamp. Once it’s connected, attach the dildo and place the tube around the nub of the lube launcher.

When everything’s ready to go, decide if you want to use the Hismith app for easier control. If so, download the smartphone app. There’s a Bluetooth logo in the top corner, and when you click on it, it will automatically bring up the Lube Launcher. A heart logo will appear and bring up options like solo, partnered, and more. If you click on solo, you’ll see two buttons at the bottom. When tapped, the heart button will trigger a lube launch. The timer button can be used to schedule the lube to launch automatically.

If you’re going to skip the app, you can use the buttons instead. Press the button and hold for two seconds to turn the lube launcher on; a blue button will illuminate, indicating it has power (it should look like the image above). Press the button briefly to squirt out some lubricant. You may need to push the button several times until the lube travels down the tube and out of the dildo if you didn’t fill the lube cartridge.

When you finish, wash the dildo and rinse water through the tubing. Store somewhere safe from elements and temperature shifts.

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My Personal Experience

I was nervous that using a lube launcher would be an unnecessarily complicated step in my pleasure routine. Anything that uses too much brainpower is less of a sex toy and more of a chore. Yet, I was excited because I love extra-long play sessions. Having a tool that can help add lubricant without having to pause everything sounded clutch!

I wanted to find out if it could simulate ejaculation. I mean, the black and red dildo isn’t that realistic, but the look and feel of the ejaculation could be. Turns out it can and it does! The realism became even more visceral when I added some water to the solution. I was surprised that it pulses, rather than coming out in a steady stream, which was a stellar touch.

You can add cold water, which I didn’t love. It’s 100% different than an ice cube being dragged sexily across your stomach: it’s ice water right in the ol’ G-spot, which was a little intense for me. But warm water? Now you’re talking. It felt like ejaculation, but it was difficult to get the temperature precisely where I wanted it. You’re mixing the warm water with lube and putting it in the tray first, so it will cool a little by the time it reaches your body. It needs to be ever-so-slightly warmer than you want it, but don’t go too hot, or you’ll end up with some difficult-to-treat burns that, as a bonus, are also difficult to explain to coworkers and extended fam. I found the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher to be reliable, fun, and so easy to use that it was never a chore.

Packaging

As you can see in the image below, the packaging was minimal but adequate. A sample of lube would go a long way with a lube launcher, but you’d need way more than a sample to fill up the reservoir.

Design

The design is modern and functional. It would be nice if the launcher were designed to be a little easier to clean. You can wipe it with a towel afterward, but sometimes, you want to be a little more thorough. Lastly, it’s a little hard to tell how full the reservoir is. It has a clear door, but it’s still a little tricky to tell (You can see it in the below image). What worked for me was putting light behind it; when I did that, I could easily tell how full it was.

Material

The material is straightforward and sturdy. The dildo is made from dual-density silicone, which gives it that authentic look and feel. The tube feels sturdy as well, so if you treat it right, it should last a while.

Stimulations

The stimulations of a sex machine don’t abide by a typical scale of 1-10. It basically starts at 11. Add in a lube launcher, and you’re at 12. The lube goes hard and fast, much like ejaculation, so the stimulations are realistic and intense.

Sound Level

The lube launcher was loud enough to startle me if I didn’t expect a lube shot. When I tested it, it was roughly at 77 decibels each time lube shot out, so only use this when you’re alone.

Build Quality and Dimensions

Hismith knows what they are doing with both sex machines and dildos. Both are large, high-quality, and built to last.

Ease of Use

Hismith does a good job of making what could be tricky-to-use products as straightforward as possible. I can tell by looking at a user manual as simple as Hismith’s that it’s either going to be simple AF or a nightmare because there are so few steps. Sometimes, that means short work, and other times, it means steps were left out and you’re on your own.

The setup was easy—almost too easy. The clamp went right on and might benefit from a rubber ring so that it stays in place better. As is, it swung around when the sex machine was thrusting.

The app added to its ease of use. It responded immediately to finger taps with shots of lube. Further, you can set a timer so that it automatically shoots lube after a certain amount of time. However, the rest of the app functionality was a little finicky and lacked the modern interface of some other sex toy apps I’ve used in the past.

Versatility

A lube launcher is a niche device, but this one manages to be versatile anyway. Not only will the lube launcher and injector benefit people who enjoy anal sex, but it’s also perfect for people who enjoy BDSM or extreme dildo sizes. This product would also be great for cammers, adding an element of realism to their content creation and a tipping incentive for their audience.

Warranty and Support

Hismith refunds or replaces defective items within thirty days of purchase if you have proper documentation.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

Is the price high? Yes, but not only do you get a high-quality, lifelike (in feel, if not aesthetic) dildo, but it comes with a flexible tube, lube injector, and a rechargeable lube launcher. The quality backs up the price, but that may come as cold comfort to those on a budget. The main issue is the occasionally finicky app and how loosely the launcher connected to the sex machine.

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Review Summary

Pros

• High value for the price
• Easy to use and assemble
• Makes extreme size or longer playtimes more comfortable without stopping to reapply lube
• The app has a timer so you can preset lube launches
• Compatible with all Kliclok sex machines and any dildo that has a 2.5mm inside diameter tube

Cons

• The app isn’t always user-friendly
• The clamp loosely attaches the launcher to the sex machine
• Loud

Alternatives to the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher

B-Vibe Lube Shooter Set

The B-Vibe Lube Shooter Set is a far cry from a lube launcher, but it will still work for those who need a good dose of moisture. Body-safe and reusable, this set only offers applicators—no motorized squirting of lubricant that mimics ejaculation. Yet it saves you serious cash, costing only $32, and gives you a taste of high-dose lubrication that you may find pleasantly habit-forming. It’s excellent for anal sex but lacks realism, isn’t compatible with a sex machine, and doesn’t come with a dual-density dildo.

Do you want more options for your sex machine? We have tested many more Hismith accessories in this article.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

Grab your modern ejaculation simulator here.

Thanks for reading my Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher review!

Angela

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Angela Kempf is a Denver-based writer whose sexual health writings have been published in a number of notable online publications. She enjoys B movies, yoga, traveling, and puns. When she’s not reading or writing, she’s usually on the hunt for the best tacos in town.
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