Pipedream Icicles No. 31 Review

Some sex toys walk into your life quietly. The Icicles No. 31 Massager did not. This thing strutted in like it owned the joint – with a curved silhouette, solid weight, and glass so clear it looked like it belonged in a museum, not my bedside drawer.

I’ve always been glass-curious. There’s something about the coldness, the shine, the sheer unapologetic hardness that makes it feel more serious than the usual squish-and-buzz gang. So when I saw the No. 31, with its dramatic curve and bulbous tip, I thought: yep, it’s time.

This is the story of what happened next.

Key Takeaways

The Icicles No. 31 is a quiet show-off. No buzz, no gimmicks – just unapologetic pressure, a curve that means something, and a hand-blown glass body that belongs on a shelf as much as in your drawer. It’s the kind of toy that makes you rethink what glass can do. And if you’re even a little bit curious? It’ll reward that curiosity tenfold.

It’s bold. It’s beautiful. And somehow, despite being hard as hell, it still manages to feel personal.

Who Should Try It? You’re going to get along well with the Icicles No. 31 if you love deep, focused pressure on your G-spot or P-spot. That generous bulb and near-right-angle curve make it a precision tool, not a rumbly crowd-pleaser. It’s also ideal if you’ve moved past entry-level toys and want something that actually makes your brain switch gears a little.

Who Can Skip It? If you need vibration to get anywhere, this one might fall flat. There’s no buzz or internal motion – just glass, lube, and pressure. And if you’re someone who struggles to relax with harder dildos or flinches at firm internal pressure, you’re probably not the target market here.

You Can Buy It on the Peep Show Toys website for $40.

What Is the Pipedream Icicles No. 31?

The Icicles No. 31 is a handblown glass dildo (even though the company so elegantly calls it a “massager”) designed for internal play – vaginal, anal, solo, partnered, whatever your mood allows. It’s part of Pipedream’s Icicles range, which leans hard into luxury and display-worthy design.

There’s no motor. No gimmicks. Just a gorgeously curved rod of borosilicate glass with a rounded bulb on one end and a flat disc on the other. It’s giving “art object that fucks.”

If you’ve never tried glass before, this is a serious introduction. If you have – well, this one might still surprise you.

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First Impressions & Features

Unboxing

Unboxing the Icicles No. 31 was a dream. This thing doesn’t just arrive – it presents. As you can see in the image below, the box is thick and matte with a glossy embossed finish, almost like a luxury fragrance. There’s a fold-out front flap with a magnetic closure, revealing the toy behind a clear window like it’s on display at a fancy adult museum.

No glitter. No porn font. Just clean, high-end imagery that makes it feel giftable, even if you’re gifting it to yourself. Inside, the sex toy rests in a snug foam cutout like it’s being honored. No plastic tray to chuck in the bin, no shouty pamphlets about your pleasure potential, no QR codes. Just the glass dildo. And honestly? That’s all it needed

Quick Specs

• Length: 7 inches total (about 5.5 insertable)
• Material: Handblown borosilicate glass
• Weight: Decent heft – around 250g
• Curve: 45-degree dramatic arc
• Tip: Smooth bulb on one end, flat base on the other
• Waterproof and non-porous

How Do I Use the Icicles No. 31?

Using the Icicles No. 31 is simple, in the best kind of way. It’s one of those toys that just makes sense the second you pick it up – no charging, no buttons, no mystery diagram of someone bent like a pretzel.

Start by choosing your end. The bulbed side is designed for pressure – G-spot, P-spot, or wherever feels good. It’s curved just enough to hit the right spot without needing to do acrobatics. If you’re into sensation play, this thing loves a bit of temperature. I’ve warmed it in a mug of water and also gone straight-from-the-freezer. Both are a vibe.

Lube it up – any kind. It’s borosilicate glass, so it plays nice with silicone, water-based, hybrid, whatever. Then go slow. The Icicles No. 31 isn’t about speed or buzz. It’s a pressure toy. A weighty one. A “take your time and enjoy the stretch” kind of product.

Shift your angles, pay attention to what your body’s doing, and let it build. No performance goals here – just a very sexy science experiment.

You can read more about using anal beads in this extensive guide.

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My Personal Experience

The Icicles No. 31 sat on my desk for three days before I even touched it. Not because I wasn’t in the mood – but because it was just so damn pretty. I’d catch myself spinning it under the lamp like a crystal baton, equal parts horny and intimidated. It’s got this “museum artefact with a side of murder weapon” energy that demands respect. And also lube.

Eventually, one quiet night rolled around, the sheets were clean, and I decided it was time. Lo-fi beats on. Lights dim. Legs up. Science experiment commences.

Design

The Icicles No. 31 isn’t trying to be subtle – and thank god for that. Its shape leaves plenty of room for creativity, depending on how you like to play. One end features a near-90-degree curve with a bulbed tip – perfect for G-spot or P-spot pressure if you angle it right. It’s got that unmistakable “come hither” silhouette but with more force behind it.

The other end? Four stacked bulbs (image above) that feel like they were designed for anal exploration, but also work beautifully as a grippy handle if you’re using it vaginally. That balance between ends makes it surprisingly versatile – you can use it in either direction, depending on your mood or your anatomy.

Material

This is what glass toys dream of being when they grow up. The Icicles No. 31 is hand-blown from borosilicate glass, and it shows. The color isn’t just sprayed on – it shifts from deep cobalt to soft blue depending on the thickness of the glass, like ocean water over sandbars (You can see what the blue color shift looks like in the below image). It’s one of those glass dildos that’s as nice to look at as it is to use.

It’s heavy in hand, cool to the touch, and ultra-smooth. No seams, no weird ridges, just pure polished elegance. Temperature play lovers, rejoice: it holds heat or chill beautifully. You can warm it in a bowl of water or chill it in the fridge for a little sensory kick. Either way, the material responds instantly to your body, which adds a whole other layer of sensation.

Stimulations

This beauty is not here for frantic thrusting. The glass dildo is for slow, delicious pressure. You angle it right, and that curved tip presses into your G-spot like it’s coded to find it. I added a bit of rocking – and bam. Instant deep release.

Every movement is deliberate. There’s no buzz or distraction – just that rolling stretch, like someone pressing down on all the right parts at once. If you’re someone who enjoys building slowly to the edge, this is a dreamboat.

Build Quality

The Icicles No. 31 feels like it could outlast civilization. It’s thick, it’s weighty, and the craftsmanship is honestly top-tier. Every edge is smooth, every line deliberate. The blue glass doesn’t just look good – it feels solid in your hand, like you could tap it against a counter and it’d laugh back.

I also noted that the flat base helps keep you in control without digging in, and nothing about this glass dildo feels rushed or cheap. Even though it’s beautiful, it’s not delicate. I wouldn’t go tossing it across the room, but it feels like it could handle a surprise drop off the bed or being shuffled around in a drawer without drama.

Ease of Use

No instructions needed here. The Icicles No. 31 is one of those toys where your hands and body figure it out fast. The curve sort of shows you where it wants to go. The base helps you steer. And the glass? It slides like a dream with lube.

That said, once it’s lubed up, it’s a slippery little thing. I had a moment where I nearly launched it mid-reach. Would recommend keeping a towel close by or just gripping it like it owes you money.

Versatility

What makes the Icicles No. 31 extra fun is the many ways you can use it. That big bulb (image below) on the curved end is the main attraction, sure, but the stacked beads on the other side? Also a vibe. You can flip it, warm it, chill it, use it solo, hand it to a partner, experiment with pressure or temperature – whatever you’re into.

And because it’s glass, it responds fast to body temp and holds whatever heat or cold you give it. It’s a sex toy that rewards curiosity. Use one end as a plug, the other for massage, or just leave it out on your nightstand and enjoy the conversations it sparks. Up to you.

Warranty and Support

With the Icicles No. 31, no little card or QR code is telling you what to do if it breaks – but that doesn’t mean you’re out of luck. I always recommend going through the store you bought it from. Most reputable retailers offer their own coverage for things like shipping damage or obvious defects.

Once it’s been used, though, returns or exchanges get tricky for obvious reasons. This is one of those “treat it right and it’ll last forever” models, but if it does arrive chipped or dodgy, reach out to the seller straight away.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

It’s not a complaint, but once you’ve used this product, you’ll wonder why every other manufacturer ignores this curve. It just works.

Cleaning is mostly easy: soap, warm water, done. But that deep curve? Kinda annoying in a shallow sink. I managed, but I did wish for longer fingers or a rubbery sponge stick thing. Also, no matter how careful I was, this toy made me nervous around bathroom tiles. Not something you want to drop mid-rinse.

Still, a small price to pay for a piece that hits this well.

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Alternatives to the Icicles No. 31

If Icicles No. 31 feels a bit too intense, too curved, or you just want to suss out your options before committing to the glass life, here are two other glass picks that offer a different kind of experience:

Chrystalino Planets

If you love the look and feel of glass but want something that leans a little more playful, the Chrystalino Planets might be your match. With its curvy, bubbly shaft and creamy white finish, it’s a stunner in the light and offers a unique rhythm of stimulation. The bulb progression feels a bit like riding a wave – perfect for those who want to explore both G-spot and anal play with something a touch more sculptural.

You can read my Chrystalino Planets review here.

Gläs 4.5″ Titus

On the smaller, sweeter side, the Gläs 4.5″ Titus is a brilliant warm-up toy or gentle go-to. One end is a petite beaded plug that feels as good as it looks, and the other gives you a more classic tapered stretch. It’s unintimidating but still delivers that satisfying pop-pop-pop sensation that beads do best.

Both make excellent companions to the No. 31 if you’re building out your glass lineup – and each offers its own twist on sensation.

You can read my Gläs 4.5″ Titus review in this article.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more glass anal beads in this article.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

You can buy it on Peep Show Toys using this link.

Thanks for reading my Pipedream Icicles No. 31 review!

Sandra

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Sandra studied nursing and sexual health and is named one of the world’s top 50 sexologists. She founded My Sex Toy Guide in 2016, where she and a team of experts write about relationships, LGBTQ topics, and other sexuality issues. She has been featured in Men’s Health, Wedding Wire, InsideHook, ThriveGlobal, and more.
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