Sex Positions for an Egg-cellent Easter

Here’s some eggs-tra orgasms just in time for Easter. We’ve got rabbits running down their holes, and a very merry maypole to get your bank holiday off to a hopping start.

How Do I Do It?

Things will have to get a little topsy-turvy to take your lover to Wonderland. Start with the receiving partner lying on their back on a low surface. A bed will likely be alright if you can’t find a rabbit warren! The giving partner then puts the receiver’s legs over their shoulders and props them up, their weight pivoted on their shoulders. If you find this tricky, try starting on your hands and knees to get their legs in position, then lift yourself to kneeling. You can also support the receiver with a slanted sex position cushion.

The giver can then lean in and lap up their lover’s bits. This oral sex position works best for cunnilingus and blow jobs, but with a dash of creativity it’ll work for rimming. Bullets, an open ended stroker or masturbator, or a slim suction vibrator will get places your tongue can’t. A squirt of flavoured lube (especially chocolate) will leave your lover tasting like an Easter egg while you get into the spirit of the position with a bunny tail.

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How Do I Do It?

Did you know that the Maypole might be a phallic symbol? So we thought we’d honour Easter’s pagan roots with a position that will have you climbing the ceiling. It’s not for the fainthearted, as you’ll need to be able to support your partners. The bottom of the tower should sit down; a sturdy sofa with a back would be ideal. The middle then sits on the bottom’s lap while being penetrated; the bottom’s thighs will carry their weight. Then, the top of the tower climbs on the middle, with both partners holding their legs up and open.

Getting everyone in place can be a mission, so pop on a cock ring to keep everything firm and full. While we’ve depicted an MMF threesome, there’s nothing to stop you from switching up the sexes. A strap-on (or two) means this position is adaptable for all mixes of women, men, and thems. Also, if you don’t have a third partner, or aren’t ready to bring someone else into your bedroom, you can always experiment with a hollow strap-on to sub in for the middle. Or use a suction cup dildo and the Straddle Saddle to make up a bottom to bounce on!

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Not For You?

Here at Bondara, we know everyone likes to knock boots, so we are working to ensure everyone is represented on our website.

We are committed to inclusivity and diversity. So, we are depicting a range of genders and sexual orientations in our Sex Position blog posts, including straight, gay, lesbian and gender-neutral couples. All instructions will detail how to make our sex positions work for any relationships.