St Patrick’s Day: Shamrock Your Bedroom

^{The Emerald Aisle of Sex Toys}

A little green magic goes a long way with these sex toys. With vigorous vibrations and sweet suction, the Suck Sex will have you raising the roof.

This rabbit vibrator features a clitoral suction head instead of ears and a deeply satisfying ribbed tip for blissfully blended orgasms. A bunny you won’t want to miss!

On the other hand, there’s our petite and sweet Herb Moon. One of our new toys, this cute bullet vibrator packs a powerful amount of pleasure in a small package. It’s discreet, and charges just like a USB, so no one will ever know it’s a vibrator!

Still lacking that shamrock sparkle? Tease yourself green with a nipple and clit toy like the Unbe-leaf-able, another new arrival. With two slim petals, it’s perfect for delivering a buzz to your sensitive bits.

^{That’s Not Whiskey in the Jar…}

Instead of wrapping your hand around a pint, get a hold of a TENGA masturbator instead! A leader in male sex toys, the Puffy is as squishy as it is discreet.

Featuring an innovative sponge layer around the sleeve, this reusable masturbator provides an all-encompassing grip for lifelike pressure. Irresistibly textured with waves and beads, it’s still super easy to clean with a removable cleaning cap that turns into a drying stand.

^{The Only Snake Left in Ireland}

St. Patrick famously drove the snakes out of Ireland, but he missed this one. This super flexible depth trainer is just waiting to snake its way into your backdoor. 18-inches long and with a scaly texture, will your sphincter swallow this serpent whole?

Ready for a large anal toy? There’s a 24-inch version of the B-ass-ilisk, plus a whole range of Monsters built for stretching your holes.

^{Somewhere Over the Rainbow}

We might not have gold coins for you to nibble on, but our After Dinner Nipples are a decadent substitute to round off your emerald evening. There are also After Dinner Willies if you prefer something more masculine.

A cheeky adult gift, these tasty teats are filled with creamy mint fondant and devilishly moreish. Whether you prefer to suck or nibble these nips, a little sugar rush will set you straight for round two.

^{Tasty as a Shamrock Shake}

Did I pick this one because it’s the only green bottle of lubricant we have? Maybe, but it tastes great, too! Chocolatey, minty, and sugar-free, this flavoured lubricant turns your partner into a tasty treat.

Skins water-based lubes are also safe to use with sex toys and feature ReAquav8 technology, so a cheeky lick will keep everything slicker for longer. If you’re getting lucky this St Patrick’s Day, don’t forget to grab a pack of Skins condoms, too!