Hismith 8.67” Squirting Realistic Dildo Review

How do you picture a dildo that can do it all? When I think of one, it’s body-safe, waterproof, machine- and harness-compatible, could simulate ejaculation, and has a suction base. Hismith had a dildo that matched my description, so I was thrilled to be able to test it. Would its massive girth and hyper-realism do the job? I share the testing process and results below.

Key Takeaways

Overall, size kings, queens, and other royalty will be obsessed with this larger-than-life, realistic dildo. It’s versatile and an excellent choice for role-play, temperature play, using it attached to the floor with a suction cup, or testing the limits of pleasure with a Hismith sex machine. Priced under $100, it’s relatively affordable.

Who Should Try It? Extreme penetration enthusiasts will fall in love with this realistic dildo.

Who Can Skip It? Anyone who prefers non-realistic dildos, doesn’t have a sex machine, doesn’t own a lube launcher, or experiences pain upon insertion will want to choose a different dildo. It’s also rather heavy, so if you use your hand for thrusting, unless you’re absolutely jacked, your arm is going to tire quickly.

You Can Buy It on the official Hismith website for $75.

What Is the Hismith 8.67” Squirting Realistic Dildo?

This dildo’s full government name is 8.67” Squirting Realistic Silicone Dildo with KlicLok System, and it can pleasure you in many ways. It’s as versatile as they come, but it’s best when used with a lube launcher for ejaculation simulation and a sex machine for fast, hands-free thrusting.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

Hismith’s 8.67” Squirting Dildo comes simply packaged in a thin cardboard box with almost no signifying labels on it. It’s modern and somewhat discreet, even after you take it out of its mailing box.

Before use, you may want to pick up some water-based lubricant. There’s no way this thing is going in without it. It will work best with a lube launcher, but it won’t reach its full potential without a KlicLok-compatible sex machine, like any of the Hismith brand.

Features

The Hismith 8.67” Squirting Dildo has big-boned features, including:

• Compatible with all KlicLok system sex machines
• Lube-launcher compatible
• Realistic design
• IPX-8 waterproof

Specifications

Hismith 8.67” Squirting Dildo specifications at a glance:

• Material: Premium liquid silicone
• Size: 8.67” long, 6.3” insertable, 8.4” girth, max width 2.56”
• Color: Pale flesh-toned
• Mechanism: Sex-machine compatible dual-density dildo
• Weight: 1.98 lbs

How Do I Use the Hismith 8.67” Squirting Realistic Dildo?

The Hismith Squirting Dildo is easier to use than I expected. Hismith has made it foolproof to connect to their sex machines, and their new lube launcher is stress-free to set up as well.

The lifelike material gathers dust quickly, so after unboxing it, wash it right before use. Then, assemble your Hismith sex machine and ensure your lube launcher is charged. Plug the hose into the lube launcher, fill the tray with lube, and press the KlicLok base into the machine. Ensure you’re lubed up and fully turned on before using this extreme dildo.

When you’re done, wash and dry the dildo. Run soapy water through the lube tube until you’re certain it’s clean. Lastly, store it in a makeup bag away from the elements and other silicone sex toys.

You can learn more about how to use a dildo in this guide.

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My Personal Experience

You might assume that I’ve become numb to the extreme size of dildos available now. That’s not the case. When I opened the Hismith 8.67” Squirting Dildo, I audibly gasped. At first glance, it looked nearly as wide as it is long.

My favorite thing about huge dildos is not the extreme size. Surprisingly, what I love is that they demand a full warm-up. It’s dangerous to use this without being turned on, and it’s nearly impossible to use without lube and avoid injury. I was looking forward to the challenge.

The biggest surprise was how easy this was to use. To Hismith’s credit, though this is a heavy dildo, the sex machine stayed in place, even at higher speeds. The lube launcher successfully launched lube and simulated ejaculation. Even though I often turn to smaller toys, I was able to appreciate the appeal of these extreme sensations.

My favorite aspect is how realistic this dildo is. The veins, skin, texture, and sheen were so realistic, it was uncanny. It was perfect for role-play with my partner.

Design

This realistic design is enough to fool all your senses. This large dildo feels like skin, looks like skin, and moves like skin. It’s realism at its best. The veins, fleshy texture, and immaculate attention to detail make this one of the most realistic dildos I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing.

Material

The material is silky and lifelike, thanks to the expertly crafted liquid silicone. The IPX8 waterproof rating means this dildo is perfectly safe submerged under water, too, making cleaning a breeze.

Stimulations

The stimulations are intense. If you’re using your hands or the suction cup for stimulation, you’ll have control over the thrust. But the girth will make this dildo intense at any speed. The intensity means that this won’t be the dildo I reach for nightly, but it will be the first one when I want something extreme.

Build Quality and Dimensions

The build quality reflects the Hismith craftsmanship, precision, and meticulous realism. I mean this with the ultimate respect: this dildo looks as if it were sliced off a giant. The material feels incredibly convincing.

The dimensions are where this dildo truly stands out. It’s huge. Even if a 6.3” insertable length doesn’t seem too remarkable, the 8.4” girth is sure to impress even the most seasoned size queens. The dimensions are the entire raison d’etre of this dildo; it’s meant to be intimidating.

Ease of Use

This dildo can be easy to use, depending on how you plan to interact with it. If you remove the KlicLok attachment, you can stick it to any hard, flat, stable surface, apply water-based lubricant, and play as long as you like. Better yet, it’s still easy to use with a sex machine and lube launcher, though setup will take a little time and practice.

Versatility

This dildo is as versatile as it is girthy. You can use it on the floor, analog style. Or you can hook it up to a sex machine with the KlicLok system and take the max thrusting speed for a test drive. If you have a lube launcher, there’s the option of simulating ejaculation and adding an extra dose of moisture whenever you need it. If you add warm or cool water, temperature play is at your fingertips. Realistic roleplay is another possibility, and it fits in an O-ring harness for strap-on use.

Further, if the exact size, shape, and design of the Hismith 8.67” Squirting Dildo doesn’t tickle your fancy, you can likely find something that fits your parameters precisely on the Hismith website. There are other sizes and widths to choose from, as well as less realistic finishes. They have options for anal dildos, metal, fantasy, and more.

Warranty and Support

Hismith will refund or replace defective items if returned in their original packaging within 30 days of receipt.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

I didn’t have issues with this dildo, but it does gather dust extremely quickly. Further, people who like to speed through foreplay, skip lube, or are going through menopause will want to think seriously about whether or not this is the right dildo for them.

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Review Summary

Pros

• Body-safe liquid silicone
• Versatile
• Affordable; costs just $75
• Girthy and large
• Works well with the Hismith sex machine and lube launcher

Cons

Alternatives to the Hismith 8.67” Squirting Dildo

Hismith Dual Density 12” Squirting Dildo

The Hismith Dual Density 12” Squirting Dildo is practically the same as the 8.67”, just longer. It’s every bit as realistic, but it’s heavier and less girthy. It ejaculates and is compatible with the Hismith sex machine line as well, and you can own one for $89.

Vixen Creations Vixskin Maverick

This realistic, large dildo has a suction cup base. It’s not as realistic as the Hismith dildo, but it’s flesh-toned (though it comes in a rainbow of colors) and veiny. It has a 7” insertable length and 2” girth and works for anal play as well as vaginal. The Maverick is lighter weight, so it will work better for someone who prefers to thrust with their arms. The main difference is the texture; the Vixskin dildo line has a bit more give, whereas the Hismith Squirting Dildos are much firmer. You can grab a Maverick for $150.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more Hismith attachments in this article.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

Grab your dual-density squirting silicone dildo here.

Thanks for reading my Hismith 8.67” Squirting Realistic Dildo review!

Angela

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Angela Kempf is a Denver-based writer whose sexual health writings have been published in a number of notable online publications. She enjoys B movies, yoga, traveling, and puns. When she’s not reading or writing, she’s usually on the hunt for the best tacos in town.
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