Masturbation May: Wanks of the Week

The Best Sex Toy I’ve Ever Used

This thing is incredible. Squeeze it, and it creates a suction seal strong enough that you can let go, and it’ll hang there.

Great for hands free, but also feels like a vibrating blowjob when squeezed in combination with lube.

– Anonymous

Wanderfully Good

Sir is a fan of the colour; however, holds some concern about what the HSE would say about hand-arm vibration syndrome. On a serious note, we like this wand; it’s stronger than our previous one, but much more versatile with not too much curvature, perfect for fun alone or with another.

– Sir&Subby

Slither Me Timbers!

This toy has been a brilliant addition to the collection. It starts off so thin at the top it’s like a little tease but as you work it in it will soon open you up.

This is a great toy to use if you are curious about trying something larger because the insertable length will be ideal for most, plus the way it gets thicker towards the base will give you the experience of a stretch without having to commit to all or nothing.

And the suckers are a stroke of genius because if you apply lube over the larger ones, it sort of pools there ensuring you’ll be slick as you enjoy playing.

– Anonymous

Worth every penny

Nice plug to get your rocks off. Delivers a great mix of pulsating vibrations so you can choose your favourite. Smooth and effortlessly slips in with a little lube.

Cock ring will keep you nice and hard. Delivers you to a great climax and well worth the money.

– BillyRay

Naughty Experience

This pump/vibrator works so well! Because of the vibrating function, every time I pumped, I felt more sensitive down there.

When I took the pump off, my clit was fully erect and had doubled in size. I just used my fingers to rub my sweet spot, but I squirted within seconds. Highly recommend!

– Florence

This suction and vibrating toy delivers intense, targeted stimulation that’s perfect for fast, powerful climaxes or slow, teasing build-ups.

The combination of deep vibrations and rhythmic suction feels incredibly close to oral sex, with multiple settings to match your mood.

– Anonymous

Great cock ring. Better if, like me, you’re rather on the large side and thick girth.

Fits nicely on my shaft. My girlfriend loves and enjoys vibrating ears.

– A & B