Femme Funn Momenta Kegel Balls Review – My Sex Toy Guide

Femme Funn’s Momenta Kegel Balls landed on my desk promising tighter pelvic muscles, better sex, and a wicked little buzz. My usual squeeze-and-release routine was about as thrilling as waiting for the kettle to boil – essential but utterly unsexy.

So I wore Momenta everywhere for three weeks: boardroom, bakery run, even a rain‑soaked hike. Here’s how a six‑inch string of silicone turned pelvic physio into something I’d happily slip in before my morning coffee.

Key Takeaways

Momenta turns a yawn-worthy physio exercise into a secret thrill ride. The weighted rattle keeps your muscles fired up, the motor layers on some downright devilish pleasure, and the external controls finally crack the age-old “how do I shut this thing up?” mystery.

Sure, beginners might want something lighter to start with, and yes, I’m still side-eyeing the missing storage pouch. But once you’re game, it’s bloody hard to beat this two-in-one trainer-slash-tease.

Who Should Try It? Anyone craving stronger orgasms, a boss-level pelvic floor, or a little public-play fantasy will absolutely relish the weight, the rattle, and that wicked little Boost button.

Who Can Skip It? Absolute beginners, or anyone fresh off a pelvic injury, might want to flirt with a lighter, non-vibrating set first before stepping up to Momenta’s hefty tease.

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What is the Momenta Kegel Balls?

Momenta is like kegel balls after a few cocktails – a little louder, a lot more fun. Normally, kegel balls are simple weights you slip inside to sneak in a pelvic floor workout while you’re pretending to be a responsible adult. Good girl stuff.

But Momenta doesn’t stop there. It packs a buzzing ball with a rattly weight inside, so every step, wiggle, or wiggle-you-didn’t-mean-to gets a delicious little payoff. The flexible tail keeps the power button right where you can grab it – no elbow-deep treasure hunts. And the smooth remote? Perfect for switching patterns or smashing the ten-second Boost when subtlety flies out the window.

It’s waterproof, body-safe, USB-powered, and just the right amount of naughty. Your muscles will thank you. Eventually.

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First Impressions & Features

Unboxing

Momenta shows up in a stiff white box about the size of a trashy airport novel. Slide off the frosted sleeve and you’ll find the teal balls lounging in a molded tray, looking far too pleased with themselves. Next to them: a pebble-shaped remote, a magnetic USB charger, and a one-page quick-start card that says go nuts.

One thing missing? A storage pouch. So unless you want to spend your life picking lint off silicone, you’ll need a plan. I just kept the tray and tossed it straight into my underwear drawer. Not exactly glamorous, but it does the job – and somehow makes digging for socks way more interesting.

Features

• Ten rumbly vibration modes
• A memory chip that restarts on the last setting you loved
• Wireless remote with a cheeky ten‑second Boost
• A weighted rear ball that taps along as you walk
• 100 percent waterproof for bath‑time training
• External on/off button – no slippery treasure hunt required
• Overall length: 6″ (152 mm)
• Insertable length: 5″ (127 mm)
• Width: 1.5″ (38 mm) at widest point
• Weight: 159 g
• Materials: Body‑safe silicone, ABS plastic

How do I use the Momenta Kegel Balls?

Think of Momenta like slipping in your favorite tampon – only this one winks back at you. Give the spheres a quick rinse, pat them dry, then smear on a thumbprint of water-based lube. Tap the button on the tail and listen for the soft little bzz that basically whispers, Game on.

I nudge the vibrating ball in first, let gravity handle the rattly one, and leave the ribbed tail lounging outside like a velvet bookmark nobody else can see. Remote in one hand, iced latte in the other, I flick through the ten patterns: a stealthy hum for sneaky supermarket missions, slow rolls for a walk around the block, and full-blown quake mode if you feel like living dangerously in a café queue.

The real magic trick? Boost mode. One press, ten seconds of full-throttle chaos, and your pelvic floor snaps awake like it just heard gossip. I save it for yellow traffic lights, deadly boring Zoom slides, or any moment that deserves a private little victory lap. Squeeze, hold, release, repeat – and suddenly kegels aren’t homework anymore. They’re mischief.

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My Personal Experience

I tried Momenta first during a 9 a.m. spreadsheet meeting that promised more yawns than insights. I slipped the balls in at my desk, gave Boost a quick tap to make sure everything was alive, and headed to the conference room. Each tiny shuffle in my chair nudged the weight inside, a private reminder of what I was hiding. Halfway through, I nudged the remote toward my friends‑with‑benefits colleague and said, “Go on-hit the lightning bolt.” Ten seconds of steady rumble had me gripping my coffee a little harder, but nobody seemed to notice the extra color in my cheeks.

A week later we decided to road‑test the public‑play angle on a drizzly bakery run. With the remote tucked in his pocket, my partner played DJ on the tram, landing on a slow‑build pattern that had me squeezing my thighs just to stay composed. By the time we reached the counter for hot pies, the combination of pastry steam and sneaky pulses had me more warmed up than the food. I pulled the balls out when we got home, used the vibrating sphere against my clit for an easy finish, and realized it had taken less than a minute.

The bath test sealed my opinion. The warm water made every vibration feel bigger, almost like the tub itself was humming. I set the remote on a towel, let the patterns roll for about twenty minutes, and climbed out feeling as if I’d done a decent core session-only a lot more fun. That night, regular sex felt tighter and stronger, and my partner said, “Wow, what have you been doing?” I just smiled and gave him a quick squeeze.

Packaging

First impressions count, so before anything touches skin let’s talk about the box it struts in. The rigid box (image below) keeps things discreet and sturdy. Its matte finish feels gift‑worthy, although a satin pouch would spare me lint duty. At least the graphics stay classy – no screaming “sex toy” if customs takes a peek.

Design

Momenta keeps the classic two-ball shape but sneaks in a few clever upgrades. The flexible tail puts a slim, flat power button exactly where your fingers can find it – no awkward spelunking when you want to cut the buzz.

The remote (image below) feels like a smooth skipping stone – easy to lose in your palm or flick into a pocket without a second thought. Every time you switch patterns, a tiny LED flashes like a wink, just between you and your hips.

The whole vibe leans more “smart gadget” than “naughty secret.” If it rolls out of your weekender bag at the wrong moment, you could probably pass it off as a fancy key fob – assuming no one picks it up and starts clicking buttons.

Material

When something’s planning to move in downstairs, what it’s made from matters. Momenta uses velvety, medical-grade silicone that warms up with you and hides the internal rattle without a single lump or bump. No weird seams to catch a nail, no sketchy mystery textures – just smooth, solid confidence.

The remote is matching ABS plastic, tough enough to survive being jammed between lip balm and car keys without getting gross. Straight out of the box, there’s no funky chemical whiff either – just a faint clean smell, like a new phone case, that disappears after the first rinse.

Stimulations

If the specs are the resume, the sensations are the real personality – and Momenta doesn’t exactly sit quietly in the corner. First up, there’s the soft rattle tucked inside the rear sphere, tapping along with every step like a secret handshake only your body knows. Even with the motor switched off, it’s a gentle reminder that you’re getting the work done.

Then come the vibrations. Ten patterns that drift from polite background hums to full-blown body-shaking growls. The lower settings melt into the background – great for supermarket aisles or pretending to listen during meetings – while the higher ones feel like leaning against a bass speaker at a house party.

And then there’s Boost. One button, ten seconds, full throttle. Perfect for red lights, soul-crushing slide decks, or any stolen moment that needs a private little jolt. Crossing my legs on a packed train pressed the buzz against my clit through denim – and the goosebumps felt exactly like swinging too high as a kid, then dropping straight into a warm breeze.

Build quality

A good sex toy should feel like it can handle more than a polite first date – and Momenta shows up ready for the long haul. The silicone feels plush but tough like someone stitched a yoga mat into a designer handbag. The magnetic charging pins snap into place with a proper click, and the LED ring throbs a soft red before shifting to white when it’s fully loaded.

After a dozen charge cycles, the battery life still holds strong, ticking along exactly like the spec sheet promised. Even tucked inside denim pockets, the remote never once dropped signal – not even a flicker – which meant I could hand it over without worrying about any awkward mid-buzz fizzles.

Ease of use

Fiddly sex toys usually get banished to the bedside drawer, but Momenta stays in the mix because it’s actually fuss-free. A slick of lube, a gentle nudge, and the spheres settle in without needing a warm-up routine from Cirque du Soleil.

The exterior power button is a lifesaver too – one quick tap and the buzz cuts out instantly if the doorbell rings or your flatmate comes barging in. Cleaning’s just as easy: warm, soapy water and a quick pat dry. The silicone shrugs off suds like it’s got somewhere better to be.

Charging’s painless too. The magnetic cable snaps into place by feel, and the port stays properly watertight – I even soaked it through a long bubble bath without a single flicker of drama.

Versatility

No one-trick ponies here – Momenta flexes harder than a brunch booking on a Sunday morning. Sure, it’s great for basic Kegel training, but it’s just as happy moonlighting as a sneaky public-play vibe, an external clitoral massager, or a warm-up act before the main event.

Once your muscles catch up, it turns into a proper Swiss Army sphere. Pack it in a carry-on, chuck it in a weekend bag – it’s small enough, sturdy enough, and tempting enough to become a permanent travel buddy.

Warranty and support

Femme Funn backs this product with a one‑year replacement guarantee. Register online in two minutes; my confirmation email landed before I’d closed the tab. I fired off a random question about replacement remotes late on a Tuesday and had a friendly, detailed answer waiting by breakfast.

Minor issues I found during testing

The remote is a mischievous little pebble that loves pulling disappearing acts – I’ve started chucking it into an empty mug the second I’m done to stop it from vanishing between couch cushions.

At 159 grams, the balls carry proper heft. If you’re brand-new to weighted Kegels, maybe stick to a seated session or two before you attempt a full grocery run. Trust me, it’s better than learning the hard way in the frozen peas aisle.

Super-skinny jeans can also press the tail button against your skin, which can trigger the occasional surprise buzz. Cute for about a minute. Distracting after an hour. And since there’s no pouch in the box, I ended up stealing a clean sock to keep lint and stray hairs off the silicone – until the brand gets its act together and throws in a proper bag.

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Alternatives to the Momenta Kegel Balls

Satisfyer V Balls

If you just want to quietly lift weights with your vagina, the Satisfyer V Balls get the job done. They’re light – about half the heft of Momenta – and easy for beginners to wrangle without feeling like they’re losing a fight with gravity. But that’s where the party ends. No buzz, no remote, no Boost. It’s like going to the gym and finding out the smoothie bar’s closed. Fine for a serious training plan, but if you’re after any hint of fun, they’ll feel a bit… beige.

Fifty Shades Tighten and Tense Silicone Kegel Balls

The Fifty Shades Tighten and Tense set tries to be a little fancier – you get two ball sizes to swap out as you level up. The silicone’s gorgeous, no complaints there. But there’s no rattle, no vibration, and swapping balls mid-session feels about as sexy as changing a printer cartridge. Compared to Momenta, it’s a much slower burn. Good if you’re feeling virtuous about doing your Kegels by the book, less good if you’d rather giggle your way through them.

I am sold! Where can I buy it?

You can buy it on Peep Show Toys using this link.

Thanks for reading my Femme Funn Momenta Kegel Balls review!

Rachel

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Rachel is a clinical sexologist with a focus on LGBTQ+ and BIPOC issues. Originally from Texas, she loves sushi, white wine, and spending time with her partner Jessica. She has been featured in Cosmopolitan, Yahoo.com, Women’s Health, Healthline, Glamour, and MindBodyGreen.
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