Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo Review

Sometimes, a toy doesn’t just scratch an itch – it satisfies a full-blown, filthy fantasy. That was the case with the Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo. I’d been circling this one for a while. It ticked every box: harness-compatible, body-safe silicone, plenty of squirt capacity, and it looked more like a designer sex weapon than your usual shiny, veiny monster.

Let’s just say… it earned its place in the top drawer.

Key Takeaways

The Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo is a thoughtfully designed, pleasure-first toy for anyone who loves the fantasy of being filled – or filling someone else. It’s sleek, soft, harness-friendly, and the biggest squirt capacity I’ve found yet. It takes some prep, but delivers a damn satisfying payoff.

Who Should Try It? Kinksters into cum play who want a strap-on/pegging model. It’s also great for people who want body-safe, realistic-feeling gear with a clever design.

Who Can Skip It? Anyone looking for hyper-realistic looks or folks who want a suction cup base. It’s also not for people who hate prep and clean-up, since this bae is a chore.

You Can Buy It on the Shevibe website for $100.

What Is the Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo?

It’s a strap-on-friendly squirting dildo made from smooth, body-safe silicone. It’s designed for both solo and pegging play with a partner, and it swaps out realism for sleek, ergonomic curves. No balls, no veins – just a graceful shaft with a well-placed tip that shoots on demand.

The toy comes with a whopping 30 mL syringe (much bigger than most) and a long 82 cm hose that lets you get creative with your angles. The three hose slots built into the base mean you can tuck the tube to suit your position – a simple but genius touch if you’ve ever mashed a squirt tube mid-thrust.

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First Impressions & Features

Unboxing

Out of the box, the first thing I noticed was how supple and silky the silicone felt. Not sticky. Not plasticky. Just smooth, flexible, and elegant. The black version I picked looked high-end, with a slightly matte finish that felt luxe in the hand.

Also included: the long hose, a 30 mL ABS plastic syringe (non-porous, thankfully), and a vibe that screamed “adult toy done right” (all items seen in the above image). No gimmicky branding. No dodgy plastic smell. And no single-use parts. This thing felt like it meant business.

Features

• Harness-compatible with clever tubing channels in the base
• Flexible, body-safe silicone (100% waterproof)
• 30 mL syringe with a long 82 cm hose
• Curved shaft with smooth, rounded head
• Easy-to-disassemble for cleaning

How To Use the Strap-on-me Squirting Dildo?

1. First: fill the syringe with your chosen fluid – lube, warm water, or your preferred faux cum (Spunk hybrid lube works great).
2. Next: attach the hose securely to the syringe, and feed the other end into the base of the dildo until it reaches the tip.
3. Now pick your hose slot – there are three built into the flared base, so you can tuck the tubing where it won’t get mashed in a harness. Big win.
4. Once it’s primed, insert as you would any toy, and when the moment feels right, press the plunger for a clean, wet finish. The long hose gives you flexibility, and the extra-large syringe means you actually get a decent squirt, not just a stingy dribble.

Pro Tip: thicker lube takes a bit more force to push. Warm it up first for realism (and ease).

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My Personal Experience

I’d been curious about this one for a while. Between the soft silicone, the squirt function, and the harness-friendly design, it ticked a lot of boxes – so I went for the small size in black. There’s a larger version too if you want more stretch, and both black and white tones depending on your vibe.

The first thing I noticed was how smooth it felt. It slid in easier than expected – firm enough to hold shape, but soft enough to be comfortable from the start. The slight curve helped hit the right spots without needing tons of warm-up.

Using the syringe was simple but satisfying. I waited until I was properly worked up, then gave it a strong push. The stream of lube came out warm and thick (I’d pre-warmed it a little), and the feeling of it trickling back out afterward? Genuinely hot. Not overly messy, just enough to leave me feeling spent and smug.

I’ve also used it strapped on, bent forward, and the base held up great. The hose stayed out of the way thanks to the slotted design, and while squeezing the plunger mid-thrust takes a bit of coordination, it’s doable once you’ve got the timing down.

All up? Solid toy. Not over-the-top. Not too fiddly. Just that wet, used-up feeling done right.

Packaging

As you can see in the image below, the Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo came in clean, minimalist packaging – no cringe graphics or gimmicky slogans, just sleek and straightforward. It felt more like a luxe wellness item than a novelty sex toy, which honestly set the tone perfectly.

Inside, I received the dildo itself, the matching syringe, a surprisingly long hose, and a shiny silver storage pouch that feels way fancier than it needs to. The pouch is soft, roomy, and stylish enough to leave out without shame – plus it fits everything, even if I don’t bother disconnecting the tubing.

It’s not flashy, but it feels like the kind of purchase you make when you’re over gimmicks and ready to treat yourself to something proper.

Design

The Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo doesn’t try to be a carbon copy of a cock – and that’s part of its charm. It’s got a sleek, sculptural look, like something you’d find in the pleasure aisle of a design museum. The black silicone is smooth and matte, with just enough flex to keep things comfy but not floppy.

The flared, flat base is clearly made for harness play, and those three hose slots at the bottom? Genuinely smart. You can route the tubing wherever suits your position or setup, without it getting kinked or squished mid-thrust.

There’s a gentle curve through the shaft that naturally presses on the good spots, and the head is bulbous but not blunt – it glides in smoothly, no fuss. It’s not realistic in the traditional sense, but it’s hot in a “quietly confident, probably owns good cologne” kind of way.

Material

The Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo is made from buttery soft, flexible silicone that’s fully body-safe and seriously nice to the touch. It’s got just the right amount of give: soft enough to be comfy and firm enough to stay where you want it. No weird odours, no tacky surface, and it plays great with water-based lube.

That said, my black version is a bit of a lint magnet. Leave it out for five minutes, and it’ll collect more fluff than a laundry basket. Not a dealbreaker – just rinse before use unless you’re into textured surprises (Plus use the included storage pouch).

The good news? It’s boilable for a proper clean, and the ABS plastic syringe is non-porous too. Easy to maintain, safe to share (with cleaning), and solid overall.

Stimulations

The toy’s curve hits the G-spot or P-spot depending on the angle. The shaft feels more sensual than aggressive – no texture overload, just smooth, fluid movement.

The squirt function, though, is where the kink hits. It’s deeply satisfying, especially when timed right. You don’t feel the liquid ejecting, but the mental edge is real. Even more so if you watch it leak back out after.

Build Quality

This thing is built with intention. The silicone is top-notch. The hose feels medical-grade. The syringe is solid, even if a little stiff with thicker lube. It doesn’t feel janky, and the design choices – especially the hose slotting – show someone actually tested it.

It’s not a toy that’s going to wear out fast. Feels worth the price.

Ease of Use

There’s a small learning curve – mostly around loading the hose and syringe (image below). But once you’ve done it once, it’s easy.

Strap it in, load your lube, route the hose, and let it rip. Just don’t rush the squirt: pushing too hard too fast can cause pressure build-up. Ease it out and enjoy the drip.

Versatility

You can use it solo or partnered, vaginally or anally, in or out of a harness. You can route the hose for any position and load it with any fluid (within reason – don’t go wild). No suction cup, but that’s not the point. This toy is made for interaction, not mounting.

Warranty and Support

The company doesn’t shout about their warranty, but they’ve got a good rep in the community, and I haven’t seen any major issues reported. It feels reliable, and I’d bet it’ll hold up over time.

Cleaning

The ejaculating dildo can be boiled, bleached (diluted), or washed with soap and water. The hose and syringe are easy to rinse – just suck and squirt hot water until clear, then leave to air dry. For extra peace of mind, you can trim the hose if it gets gunky over time.

Storage is simple – no fluff. Just make sure everything’s dry before it goes back in your drawer.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

The syringe on the Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo is generous in size, but pushing thicker lube through the long hose can take some real effort. There’s no suction cup base or clear gauge to see how much fluid you’ve got left mid-play, which means you’re often flying blind. All up, it’s not exactly a grab-and-go toy – this one requires a bit of setup and planning. But when it hits, it hits.

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Alternatives to the Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo

Bust It by Doc Johnson

Bust It gives you the best of both worlds: a big, bold, realistic cock with serious squirt volume and Vac-U-Lock compatibility. The rigidity is great for deep thrusts, and the suction cup sticks like glue. But the material (FirmSkyn PVC) feels a bit lower-tier next to the Strap-on-me, and the syringe system can be janky under pressure. Still, for anyone who wants a classic creampie fantasy with visual punch and hands-free options, this one delivers in every sense.

You can read my Doc Johnson Bust It review here.

POP by TANTUS

The POP is a smooth, sculptural squirting dildo made from high-grade silicone with a manual syringe setup. It’s sleeker and smaller than the Strap-on-me model and has a subtle elegance that suits visual kinksters or anyone dipping a toe into cum-play. It doesn’t hold much fluid (the syringe is tiny), and you’ll need to replace the single-use tubes. But the design is clever, the finish is luxe, and the aesthetic leans more “art toy” than “porn prop.” Great if you’re after a classy mess.

You can read my full Tantus POP squirting dildo review here.

Do you want more options? We have reviewed a lot more squirting dildos in this article.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

You can buy it on the Shevibe website using this link.

Thanks for reading my Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo review!

Sandra

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Sandra studied nursing and sexual health and is named one of the world’s top 50 sexologists. She founded My Sex Toy Guide in 2016, where she and a team of experts write about relationships, LGBTQ topics, and other sexuality issues. She has been featured in Men’s Health, Wedding Wire, InsideHook, ThriveGlobal, and more.
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