ZALO EVE Oral Pleasure Vibrator Review

The Eve Oral Pleasure vibrator by Zalo is an absolutely gorgeous looking vibe that promises to mimic the sensation of an actual licking tongue. Will this Eve make you want to keep coming back to her tree of knowledge, or will you want to banish her from paradise? Read my review to find out.

Key Takeaways

This toy is absolutely stunning. It feels amazing in the hand. I loved it…until I actually turned it on. The heating function did next to nothing to increase my pleasure, and the toy’s motion was less like a tongue and more like an angry snake trying to wriggle out of my grasp. It was all I could do to hold on! While I appreciate any toy designed for both internal and external pleasure, the movements didn’t provide me with either.

Who Should Try It? If you want a sensation that is definitely not your average vibe, then Eve might be the toy for you. Its wriggling, writhing motions are certainly unique, and I can imagine someone loving it as an internal vibe. But that someone is not me.

Who Can Skip It? While I normally would recommend a combination internal/external vibe to a beginner, I’m afraid the violent thrashing of the Eve would scare someone off of sex toys for life.

You Can Buy It on the official ZALO website for $99.

What Is The Eve Oral Pleasure Vibrator?

The Eve Oral Pleasure vibrator is part of Zalo’s Aurora collection. It is designed to give the same sensations as a lapping, licking tongue, which it does with its two motors. It has a central motor that powers its licking function, and a second vibrating motor at the tapered tip, to provide more pinpoint sensations to your erogenous zones. It has a heating function, which, when turned on, makes the tip reach 107° Fahrenheit. It has 6 different modes and can be used either internally or externally.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

As with every Zalo product, the packaging is absolutely gorgeous. Eve arrives in a box decorated with—what else?—an Adam and Eve design. Behind the tongue vibrator, there’s a box containing the extras, namely a charger, a warranty card, and a bag. I always love a pleasure product that comes with a bag!

Features

• Dual motors
• 6 movement modes
• Heating function
• Waterproof (protected from immersion in water up to 3 ft for up to 30 minutes)

Specifications

• Material: Dow Corning food-level silicone, ABS
• Dimensions: Total length: 8.65” Width at the handle: 1.7”
• Color: Ivory White (featured in this article), Sakura Pink, and Obsidian Black
• Weight: 7.9 oz
• Power type: USB charger

How Do I Use The Eve Oral Pleasure Vibrator?

To turn Eve on, hold down the power button for about two seconds. The device will give a little buzz to let you know it’s on. Then, if you so desire, turn on the heating function by holding the infinity symbol button for about two seconds. An orange light turns on when the sex toy starts heating up. Then put it where you want it. It can be used either internally or externally, so the choice is yours. Then press the infinity button again to begin cycling through the 6 movement modes.

There is no way of controlling the two movement functions (the lapping movements and the vibrating tip) independently, which is a shame in a toy at this price point.

You can learn more about how to use a tongue vibrator in this article.

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My Personal Experience

Packaging

It’s Zalo, so yes, the packaging is gorgeous. Everything from the Art Nouveau designs on the sides to the streamlined way the extras are included in their own little box makes this toy a real treat to open.

Design

Again, Eve herself is lovely to look at. The gold ABS accents on the handle, the ridges of the handle, the overall slightly curved shape…this is one of the most luxurious looking toys you will ever hope to see.

Material

Eve is made from Dow Corning food-level silicone, with exclusive Softek™ surface coating. And it feels fantastic. One of my few issues with the Zalo Desire was its lack of squish in the silicone, but that’s not a problem with Eve; it’s one of the squishiest toys I’ve ever tried.

Stimulations

Unfortunately, this is the area where Eve did not do it for me. Let’s start with the warming function. It made the tip feel nice in my hand, but either it didn’t get warm enough, or didn’t warm up a large enough area, because it didn’t make a difference whether I used the toy either internally or externally. Whatever warmth it was giving off was no match for my lube.

Then there were the motions. Oh, were there motions. This toy has dual motors, one to control the lapping motion, one to control the vibrating tip. I really wish there was a way to only use one motor at a time, like on the Unihorn Blaze Diablo. The first mode feels nice because it’s just a vibration. But once you press the infinity button again to explore the other modes, things get intense. The toy, handle included, starts waving around and you realize this isn’t Eve…it’s the snake. A rabid snake, at that. Sex toys have made me smile before, but this is the first time I’ve seen one in action, laughed out loud, and said, “Oh, no, what is that?!” before trying to mimic the toy’s movements myself. It reminded me of the newt dance from Jeeves and Wooster. Worse, it reminded me of the viral .gif of [your least favorite popstar] doing [that embarrassing dance] at [that one awards show]. Fill in your own blanks; I don’t want to offend any pop stans.

Okay, a toy looking stupid while I’m holding it is one thing, but the real question is how it actually performed when using it as intended. And I’m afraid it didn’t fare much better. Externally, it wiggles around too much for any pinpoint precision, especially since the handle wiggles as well, making it hard to hold. Usually I’m all about the external sensations, but I did fare a little better when using it internally. A little. The handle was still difficult to grasp, and the flailing sensations felt much stranger than either a regular vibe or a thrusting toy. Any good sensations were mitigated by the concentration it took to hold onto the handle.

Sound Level

This toy was very quiet, with a maximum volume level of <40dB.

Build Quality and Dimensions

It’s a Zalo toy, so of course it looks and feels incredible. It’s a relatively large size, especially compared to other tongue vibrators, with a total length of 8.65 inches and a width of 1.7 inches. The quality of the silicone is obvious, with the perfect amount of smoothness and squish.

Ease of Use

The buttons on this toy are pretty intuitive, especially since there are only two of them. The power button does exactly what you’d expect, and the infinity button both heats up the tip and cycles through the different motion modes. The only difficulty was in holding the handle while trying to use it. Especially after reviewing a handful of Cute Little Fuckers toys, which are designed with accessibility in mind, having to hold onto this one with a death grip to prevent it from flying out of my hand felt somewhat alarming.

Versatility

The Zalo Eve can be used both internally and externally. While I normally prefer external stimulation, I think it performed better internally. It is also waterproof.

Warranty and Support

The Eve comes with a one-year warranty.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

Despite my inherent problems with the movements of the toy, I didn’t have any difficulty in using the controls, charging it, etc.

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Review Summary

Pros

• Looks really pretty
• Can be used internally and externally
• Quiet

Cons

• Stimulations are more alarming than arousing
• Button cycles through 6 motion modes, with no way of customizing them
• No way of customizing the temperature
• High price tag

Alternatives to the Zalo Eve

The Unihorn Blaze Diablo

Do you like the idea of a toy that offers vibrations and licking movements, but would rather customize the experience by being able to control them separately? Do you like the idea of a whimsical toy that looks like it came from a fairytale? Then the Unihorn Blaze Diablo might be the better choice. It doesn’t have the heating function, and it can only be used externally, but it’s much smaller and the tongue motions are much more manageable.

The Evolved Butterfly Effect

If you like the idea of a product that can provide both internal and external pleasure but also offers more customizable options than the Eve, the Butterfly Effect by Evolved Novelties is a great option. It offers internal and external stimulations at the same time, with different motors controlling each.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

You can get your own Zalo Eve at Zalo for $99.00.

Thanks for reading my ZALO EVE Oral Pleasure Vibrator review!

Becky

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Becky V is a Los Angeles native who loves indie bookstores, Broadway musicals, and a good cup of tea. She is passionate about sexual wellness and wants to make the world a better place one orgasm at a time!