Sex Position: Bridget Jones’s Dilemma

A sex position where she’s stuck between a cock and a hard place? She’s mad about the boys.

Pay attention, and you too shall become a wanton sex goddess with two big men between her thighs, or in this case, sandwiching her.

Celebrating the release of Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy, we’ve lauded its realistic portrayal, stereotype-busting, and taboo-breaking older woman/younger man age gap relationship dynamic with a Bondara special Sex Position.

FFM (female-female-male) threesomes are the most normalised and ‘familiar’, although there’s space for the MFM (male-female-male) ménage à trois to fulfil the fantasies of both men and women. The reason for this disparity in fantasies is often internalised homophobia or jealousy. Straight men frequently feel uncomfortable with partaking in an MMF sex session, and that is why this type of three-way is less fantasised about and, even less so, acted out. Men may fear being emasculated or considered gay – even if they don’t directly stimulate another guy during a group sex act – which can be enough to create a barrier to great sex. Sexual fluidity is a lot easier for women than men, but this standard shouldn’t put men off having fun, consensual sex where they feel comfortable setting boundaries.

Check out our Guide to Threesomes for tips and tricks for having a good time. Read on for everyone who is between a rock and a hard place!

How Do I Do It?

Have you ever found yourself in a love triangle? Or have you been at the bar and can’t pick between two friends to take home? Perhaps your girlfriend has felt safe enough to confide in you her MMF threesome fantasy, and now every guy you speak to is a potential third?

1. Communicate: Expressing your desires and boundaries cultivates intimacy and safety, and it is also pretty hot. You’ll open up dialogue around people’s needs and hard limits, regardless of whether you end up in the bedroom together.
2. Get to know each other: Just because there are three of you doesn’t mean that passion and seduction cannot be involved. Plan a date night, bowling, dinner, or pool to build anticipation. This is another opportunity to go over likes and dislikes in the bedroom.
3. Wrap it before you tap it: Part of your conversations should be around contraception and what types you all use—condoms, dental dams, diaphragms, birth control, HPV vaccinations, PrEP.
4. Get down to it:

Bridget Jones’s Dilemma is a sex position inspired by the dreamy Mark Darcy and the naughty Daniel Cleaver. Modelled after the famous ‘Eiffel Tower’ position, penetration and head are co-occurring, so everyone involved can experience pleasure.

The girl is on her hands and knees, with one partner kneeling behind her and the other sitting or kneeling before her. It’s all business in the front, giving oral sex to the man before her, and a party in the back, with her being penetrated from behind, doggy style.

Guys, go easy, as the design of this position is for deep penetration. For instance, our rose between two thorns can utilise the rocking movement of the chap thrusting behind her to then take her other lover further in her mouth. This avoids any off-tempo rhythm from either end. We’re looking for a smooth ride rather than a turbulent Spirit Airlines take-off. You can’t have too much lube, so go for it – a splash here and there and everywhere can add to the fun!

Did you know that the Eiffel Tower sex position name comes from the two guys high-fiving, creating a tower silhouette?

Why Should I Try This Sex Position?

This position involves everyone being stimulated at the same time. Position the woman in the centre – arguably the most intimate and vulnerable position, although she calls all the shots. For this reason, many find this position to be empowering. The guys are hands free if they want to be, which leaves plenty of room for kinkier play. 

Ahem, guys, I’m looking at you; reach for her clit or nipples to stimulate more of her erogenous zones. Pull her hair (by the root – please), or deliver a spank to her rear if you all feel so inclined.

By partaking in a threesome, you’ll work on your communication skills inside and outside of the bedroom. Feel confident about your likes and dislikes, and potentially discover something new about yourself or someone else.

Life’s too short – have the threesome!

Make It More Orgasmic

“This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.” Bridget Jones

Buy the look:

Low-key:

This gorgeous pink babydoll with contrasting back lace trim and keyhole cutout is one of ours that Miss Jones would love. It is soft to the touch and easy to slip on and off if you get what I mean. It is less constricting than a teddy and looks high-maintenance.

Hop to it:

You’ll be the talk of the three-way party in this show-stopping rabbit costume, which will have the guys all over you. This costume will hug your figure in all the right places. Use the fluffy cuffs on your partner(s) for light teasing – you’ll host some very happy bunnies.

Genuinely Tiny Knickers:

“This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers” – Bridget Jones

Say hello to this scandalous crotchless thong, made with easy access in mind. These knickers will look incredible with the pink babydoll and the bunny costume. Not to mention, black goes with everything… even blue…

One for the boys:

It’s times like this, I really wish we had some blue bondage rope so I could make a joke about the blue soup; instead, I’ll tenuously link in some blue cock rings that will keep the guys going at it for longer. Chivalry is not dead, it’s just not wearing a cock ring.

“What you did is actually illegal in several countries.” – Bridget Jones:

Now, we all know Miss Jones likes it up the bum, so this look would not be complete without a sleek black vibrating butt plug to add to the world of sensation that threesomes can offer. Plus it could lead to something else further down the line…

Has the sex-positive Bridget Jones influenced me? Yes, I think she has. Are any men brave enough to be a part of MFM ménage à trois? Only time will tell…