Cute Little Fuckers Starsi Review

The Starsi vibrator by Cute Little Fuckers promises to be a gender-inclusive vibrator for everyone. Does it succeed in this promise, or in trying to please everyone, does it end up pleasing no one? Read my review to find out.

Key Takeaways

The Starsi Silicone Rechargeable Waterproof Vibrator by Cute Little Fuckers is a wonderfully designed sex toy that can be used in numerous different ways. With all kinds of textures and vibrations to play around with, anyone and everyone can find their perfect vibe with this one.

Who Should Try It? While it is true that anyone can enjoy this toy, it is specifically recommended for transfemme pleasure seekers, since it’s broad enough to cover genitalia and potentially reduce dysphoria. As an AFAB woman, I can only speak to my particular experience, though looking through reviews on their site, a lot of trans users rave about its design and the gender euphoria that it gives them. Starsi can also be used hands-free, making it a great option for those with hand disabilities.

Who Can Skip It? If you need an internal component to your pleasure, this external vibe will not do it for you on its own.

You Can Buy It on the SheVibe website for $69.

What Is Cute Little Fuckers Starsi?

The Starsi Vibrator is unlike any vibrator I’ve ever seen. Shaped like a starfish, it has a smooth back with a ridge on it, and the bottom side is textured. It has five legs, of course, all ending in a point that can be used for extra precision. This toy was designed for anyone to use, and it really shows in the design. Cute Little Fuckers is trans-owned and disability-owned, and it’s obvious how mindfully they designed this product in order to ensure that everyone can get pleasure out of it.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

As you can see in the image below, this cute little fucker arrived in an appropriately fun and colorful box, with a picture of Starsi, a company mission statement, a guide to using the product, a bio of the artist, and a little bio of Starsi Starsi’s self (Starsi’s pronouns are Starsi).

Features

• Waterproof
• Designed for all genders
• 10 speeds and patterns

Specifications

• Silicone
• Length: 4.5 inches, Width: 1.3 inches
• Color: Starsi is available in coral and rose
• Weight: 1.0 lb
• Power type: USB rechargeable

How Do I Use Cute Little Fuckers Starsi?

…however you want. Okay, I know that’s not a very helpful answer, but with a toy like this, there are really endless options. The creator describes Starsi as “an external playground”, and they’re absolutely right. The tips of the starfish legs can pinpoint an exact location you want stimulated, the spaces between the starfish legs can cup you just right while you squeeze the toy between your legs, the ridge on the back is perfect for grinding up against, and the bumpy inner part can create some sensational sensations. That’s what I discovered while playing with Starsi, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were other options I didn’t think to explore.

On a more technical level, the device has a charging port on its back. A 70 minute charge will last for about 110 minutes. To turn on Starsi, hold the power button located right above the charging port, and press the button to cycle through the 10 different speeds and patterns.

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My Personal Experience

Packaging

The packaging is the exact intersection of cute and functional that I like. Starsi is wrapped in festive pink tissue paper and comes with a USB charger, as well as an instruction book.

Design

The Starsi design is totally unique and I really enjoyed experimenting with it. This toy was particularly designed as a way to help those with body dysmorphia, since it, to quote their website, “can cover the entire genital region, offering a euphoric experience that aids in reimagining the body”. As an AFAB woman, I can’t speak to that particular experience, but I did have some unlearning to do about my body, and my first (and, for many years, only) sex toy was a wand vibrator with a wide enough head that I could just put it in the general area of my clitoris without having to really think about my body. From that perspective, I do think this product could be extremely helpful for people with dysmorphia.

Of course, Starsi can be used in different ways, too. Because of the ingenious design, it can also be used for grinding, either by riding on the back ridge or by placing your genitals in between two of the starfish legs and squeezing the toy between your legs.

Material

Starsi is made of 100% silicone. The tips of the arms have just enough flexibility to them to be placed just right on the body, and the center is firm enough to be able to grind against to your heart’s content.

Stimulations

Pressing the power button allows you to cycle through 5 different speeds and 5 different vibration patterns. Personally, I would prefer the ability to customize the speed of the vibration pattern of my choosing, but with 10 options to choose from, there’s something for everyone. The vibration level of the patters wasn’t too weak or too intense, so it’s probably the speed I would have chosen for myself anyway.

According to a video by the creator, the legs of the starfish vibrate at slightly different intensities, since the vibrating mechanism is slightly offset. Personally, I didn’t notice a difference, but that is an added level of customization.

Sound Level

This toy was pretty quiet, so you can keep your Starsi sessions a secret from any roommates.

Build Quality and Dimensions

With a length of 4.5 inches and a width of 1.3 inches, Starsi is the perfect size, since it fits in the palm of the hand while covering the genital area. In some positions, I found it a little too big to fit comfortably between my legs, but the beauty of this design is the infinite ways you can use it, so I quickly found a preferable position.

Ease of Use

On one hand, the versatility of Starsi is what makes it a great sex toy. On the other hand, it can be a little daunting figuring out the best way to use it. Most every other products has a specific use in mind, and often the only nod to versatility is that you can put it against your nipples, too. As a person who likes clear instructions, when I first used Starsi, I was constantly wondering if I was using it correctly, and my eventual favorite position, putting it sideways with one arm above and one arm below my clit, wasn’t even an option shown on the back of the box. While I would absolutely recommend this as a beginner sex toy, if you would prefer something with clear instructions, this one might not be right for you.

Versatility

Versatility is Starsi’s biggest strength, as you’ve probably gathered if you’ve gotten this far into the review. While it is easy to use, it is worth putting in some time and care into finding out exactly how Starsi can work best for you. When I first tried it out, I wasn’t particularly blown away by the sensations. Then I took a closer look at the pictures showing different ways to use it, gave one of them a try, and was blown away. Experimentation is the name of the game!

Also, as an avid fanfic reader, I was thrilled to find a toy that I could easily use while sitting at my desk and scrolling through some naughtiness. Resting my clitoris between two of the starfish legs and squeezing the device in between my legs was a great way to get hands-free external pleasure!

Although Starsi does not offer any internal pleasure, since it can be used hands-free, it can easily be paired with another sex toy or even used during partner play.

Warranty and Support

Starsi comes with a 1 Year Warranty.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

While the toy is designed for people with hand disabilities, the button to change the settings might be a little small and awkwardly placed for some people.

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Review Summary

Pros

• Unique design
• Unlimited ways to use it
• Especially designed for people who are trans, non-binary, and/or have body dysmorphia

Cons

• Lack of clear instructions could be intimidating
• No way of adjusting the speed of different vibration patterns.

Alternatives to Cute Little Fuckers Starsi

Unihorn Blaze Diablo

If you love the cuteness of Starsi but want more dedicated focus on the clitoral area, check out the Blaze Diablo by Unihorn. It’s meant to be used in a specific way and requires less guesswork and experimentation than Starsi, which might make it a better option.

The Butterfly Effect

If you like the basic shape of Starsi, but need some internal pleasure as well as external, The Butterfly Effect by Evolved Novelties, as well as the Calexotics Venus Butterfly have a similar vibration effect, but have a dildo attached.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more accessible sex toys in this article.

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

You can get your own Starsi at SheVibe for $69.00

Thanks for reading my Cute Little Fuckers Starsi review!

Becky

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Becky V is a Los Angeles native who loves indie bookstores, Broadway musicals, and a good cup of tea. She is passionate about sexual wellness and wants to make the world a better place one orgasm at a time!