Cute Little Fuckers Morrie Review

Morrie is the newest release from Cute Little Fuckers. With its mushroom-shaped body and its decidedly unrealistic mushroom booty, this toy is undeniably adorable. Is this a Morrie you’ll want to spend your Tuesdays with, or is it just a pretty face? Read my review to find out.

Key Takeaways

While lacking some of the versatility of the Starsi, Morrie is another gender-inclusive sex toy from Cute Little Fuckers that can be used in a myriad of different ways. Between its adorable shape and its soft, flexible top, Morrie is a definite winner.

Who Should Try It? This toy was designed to be both gender-inclusive and “pride-tastic”, so really anyone could vibe well with this product. The site boasts that “any queer—no matter their genitals—can have fun with Morrie”, but I’m willing to bet a cishet person could enjoy it, too. As with all CLF models, it is also designed with accessibility in mind. Specifically, I would recommend this toy to a beginner because of its cute shape and ease of use.

Who Can Skip It? If you need a lot of internal stimulation, this one won’t be for you. It is flexible enough to map the contours of your vulva and send a nice vibe through it, but let’s be real, that’s still not the same sensation as inserting a big dildo.

You Can Buy It on the Shevibe website for $69.

What Is Cute Little Fuckers Morrie?

Morrie is an adorable, mushroom-shaped sex toy whose head is flexible enough to mold to any body part. The body is easy to hold, with the middle designed to be easy to grip while sending vibrations to the head. It’s very easy to explore your pleasure points by putting the head against yourself or a partner. Morrie has 5 vibration speeds and 5 vibration patterns. It’s meant to be used by people of any gender, but since I’m an AFAB woman, that’s the lens I’ll be looking at it through.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

Unboxing Morrie was simple, as he comes with an instruction booklet (and a discount code; thanks, CLF!) and a charger.

Features

• Versatile and accessible to people of all genders
• Waterproof
• Flexible silicone makes it easy to mold against your parts

Specifications

• Material: Body safe silicone
• Dimensions: Height: 3.31” Top surface: 3″ x 2.7″
• Color: Red
• Weight: 0.75
• Power type: Rechargeable (charger included)
• Waterproof

How Do I Use Cute Little Fuckers Morrie?

Morrie can be used in a variety of ways. His mushroom head (his actual face is level with his booty—don’t think about his anatomy too much) is wildly flexible, making it suitable to wrap around a penis or bottom growth, it can map the contours of a vulva, and the front of the head is flared and pointed, making it great for more precise pleasure. Whatever your parts or your pleasure, Morrie can provide. However, Morrie is not meant to be inserted, so stick with using the flat mushroom head, and use the rest of the body as a handle to hold onto.

To turn it on, simply hold the power button on the bottom for about two seconds, then press that same button to cycle through the 10 different vibration modes. There are 5 different speeds and 5 different patterns.

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My Personal Experience

Packaging

As with all CLF sex toys, Morrie comes in a box that provides a little bio, a company mission statement, and general information about the product. The box also announces “Butt included”, which implies the existence of toys that have butts that need to be acquired separately. I don’t know what this says about me, but I found that really funny. Morrie also comes with an instruction booklet and a charger. As you can see in the image below, the device arrives wrapped in festive red tissue paper, which is yet another thing I like about the Cute Little Fuckers packaging.

Design

Morrie’s design is adorable. The face and the butt are incredibly cute, and he even has little feet! Everyone’s raving about his butt, but I think attention must be paid to the feet. The mushroom hat is as flexible as advertised, and can be bent to accommodate any body part, while the front and back tips of the head can offer more precision. The body and neck are easy to hold and maneuver, which is hugely important when it comes to toys like this. CLF toys are designed to be accessible, and Morrie is no exception.

Material

This device is made of the exact type of soft, squishy silicone that I adore. The broad mushroom head felt wonderful and was easy to mold to the exact shape I wanted.

Stimulations

With 10 different vibration speeds and patterns to choose from, it is easy to find just the right vibe to help Morrie vibe with you. The vibrations start pretty slow and build up to be quite intense. However, I felt like the patterns weren’t as intense as they could be. One downside of having the vibrator in the body, as opposed to the head, is that holding the head against a particular body part can dampen the vibrations and make them less intense. It is rated a 2/4 on the SheVibe intensity scale, and I would agree that the vibrations could stand to be a little stronger.

Personally, I prefer sex toys where you can choose a pattern and a vibration intensity, so that was one downside of this product that was otherwise so customizable in its use.

Sound Level

Morrie is rated 2/4 on the SheVibe volume scale. I found it to be pretty quiet, so it can be used discreetly.

Build Quality and Dimensions

While Morrie is small, with a height of only 3.31”, his mushroom head (measuring at 3″ x 2.7”) makes him a little too big to be considered a compact toy.

The quality of the silicone is excellent, with the soft, squishy feeling that I love. The silicone is flexible enough to fit around the body part of your choosing without ever feeling like it’s about to bend permanently out of shape.

The one issue I had was that the interior vibrator slid out of the body pretty easily. But I realized that actually might be a feature, not a bug. Since the toy can’t be used internally, it’s certainly not a safety issue, and if anything, it makes the silicone easier to clean, since the vibrator isn’t meant to be submerged.

Ease of Use

As with all the CLF toys I’ve tested, the only difficulty using Morrie is deciding exactly how to use it. The instructions offer some suggestions, but the real trick is playing around with it and seeing exactly where it feels good. If you want a toy that does one thing and does it really well, Morrie might not be right for you, but if you’re in the mood for a little experimentation, Morrie (or any CLF toy) is a great way to go. While I’m sure a lot of beginners would welcome this versatile design, there are probably a few out there who want something with clear instructions to follow and no experimentation needed.

Also, Morrie was designed with accessibility in mind, so it’s very easy to hold and maneuver over your (or your partner’s) body.

Versatility

While Morrie can’t be used internally, the vibrating mushroom head can provide buzzy sensations to any part of your body, with the front and back tips of the head providing more precise stimulations. However, the overall shape made it less versatile than the Starsi, since the mushroom body is meant to be held and therefore it can’t be used hands-free.

Warranty and Support

All CLF products come with a 1-year warranty.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

The only thing I noticed was that the vibrator slid out when I unplugged the charger, but again, I do think that could be a useful feature. It slides back in very easily, so it wasn’t any trouble getting the toy to work.

If you want to see what Cute Little Fuckers Morrie looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

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Review Summary

Pros

• Versatile
• Adorable and beginner-friendly
• Accessible and inclusive design
• Butt included

Cons

• Lack of clear instructions may be frustrating
• Mushroom design makes the head vibrate less intensely than the body

Alternatives to Cute Little Fuckers Morrie

The Cute Little Fuckers Starsi

When it comes to CLF toys, I’m convinced Starsi is the one to beat. It has a similar design to Morrie, with a wide, flat, vibrating surface, but Starsi offers more variation. The starfish shape allows you to try it in more positions (even hands-free), and the five legs offer more pinpoint precision than the tips of Morrie’s head.

The Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus

If you want the option for internal as well as external vibes, the Princette Puppypus might be the way to go. Its octopus legs provide a nice buzz, while its head works as an internal vibe. Its face does look like Jake from Adventure Time, though, but…maybe you’re into that, who am I to judge?

I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

You can get a Morrie of your very own at SheVibe for $69.00

Thanks for reading my Cute Little Fuckers Morrie review!

Becky

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Becky V is a Los Angeles native who loves indie bookstores, Broadway musicals, and a good cup of tea. She is passionate about sexual wellness and wants to make the world a better place one orgasm at a time!