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Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro Review
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Lube launchers may well be the unsung heroes of the sex machine world. Not only do they give you a much-needed dose of lube during fast thrusting sessions, but they can also simulate ejaculation, adding an element of realism to your fun. Hismith has refined their Lube Launcher 1.0 into a better, more elegant version that can hold more lube and comes with a remote control. Is it worth the cash? I’ll tackle that question and more in my review.
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Key Takeaways
Even if you have the original Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher, it’s worth it to upgrade. Nearly every issue with the original has been addressed, making it easier to use, sturdier, and longer lasting. The extra lube storage pays for itself in convenience, and the fill location is a massive bonus. You don’t have to have the Hismith Premium Sex Machine for this to be useful; you can use it separately. If you’re thinking of purchasing an automatic lube applicator, this is the one to buy.
Who Should Try It? If you have a Hismith sex machine or enjoy long place sessions, this is one of the best available lube launchers on the market.
Who Can Skip It? If you don’t have a sex machine, enjoy long masturbation sessions, or if you don’t need extra lubrication, this may not be worth the price.
You Can Buy It on the official Hismith website for $139.
What Is the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro?
A lube launcher is a system that delivers lubricant in high doses. But the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro is a modern, simple, sleek standout for several reasons. You can pair it with a sex machine and an ejaculating dildo to simulate a male climax or use it separately by operating a dildo manually. You can choose between four dildos on the Hismith website if you don’t already have a compatible one on hand. It makes tantric thrusting sessions more comfortable, safer, and sexier.
First Impressions and Features
Unboxing
The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 unboxing is, if anything, too discreet. It comes in a plain cardboard box, and inside that is a purple box that says “Hismith” and nothing else. When it arrived at my doorstep, I couldn’t be sure what it was until I did the unboxing video. The unboxing isn’t super sophisticated, but it offers privacy in spades.
Here’s what you can expect inside the box:
- Lube launching machine
- Clamp
- Syringe
- Charging cable
- User’s manual
- One of four dildos for an additional cost
Notably, it doesn’t come with lube, so be sure to pick up some water-based lubricant before you intend to play. Grab one AAA battery while you’re at it, since the remote control requires batteries that aren’t included. It comes with a syringe, which was necessary in the first version, but optional in the upgrade, thanks to the redesign of the fill tray.
Features
The Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro has advanced features, including:
- Larger lube storage
- Remote control
- Rechargeable
Specifications
Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro specifications at a glance:
- Material: Plastic
- Size: 200ml lubricant tank
- Color: Black and purple
- Mechanism: App-compatible
- Weight: 1 lb., 6 oz
How Do I Use the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro?
Using a lube launcher isn’t as easy as using some other sex toys, but the payoff is well worth it for fans of tantra, extreme penetration, and the feeling of ejaculation. But to be clear: this is a sex toy where you will be glad you looked at the instruction manual before getting started.
First, unbox the lubricant launcher. If you’re using it in tandem with a dildo, wash the dildo as well. Then charge it by plugging it into the USB recharging cable. When it’s positioned correctly, the LED light will flash blue. The website estimated that it would take two hours to charge and then last “half a month”. The charge time was roughly accurate, but the battery life will depend on how often you squirt lube and use the machine. I got several uses out of a single charge.
Set up the sex machine, and then unscrew the cap. Grab some water-based lubricant. If you don’t already have some, you can order some from Hismith that will work well with this launcher. Consider mixing it with some water for a faster spray or to play with temperature. Pro tip: use water no matter what, since many of the lubes we tested were too thick to spray easily. Pour the lube directly into the top. Affix the flexible. You can use the button on the top of the lube launcher to spray lube on command. Press and hold for two seconds to turn on or off; press briefly for a squirt of lube. Alternatively, press the button on the remote control for immediate lube squirts. You can use the remote control, too. It’s paired to the launcher automatically, so just press the button once ready. It takes several sprays to get the lube to reach the end of the dildo the first time, so plan accordingly.
When you’re done, squirt a decent amount of warm water through the tubing to clean it, and wash the dildo according to the manufacturer’s instructions. You can wipe down the lube launcher with a warm, wet towel if needed.
My Personal Experience
The wild world of lube launching was shrouded in mystery before I became a sex toy tester. I had never tried anything of the kind, but now, the allure is clear. It’s a spectacle, not necessarily of realism, but of sensation. As a proud owner of the original Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher, I was excited to explore the upgrades with the newer model.
I used my experience from last time to my advantage. I added water to the lube system right away, and warm water makes the lube feel more like ejaculation. Cold water was jarring in a bad way for me, but could be fun in certain BDSM scenarios or sci-fi play. I’m picturing ice-cold alien ejaculation, or the like.
I tried it first with one of the thicker lubes we had on hand: Lovehoney Enjoy. It didn’t work with this thick of water-based lube, so we had to add water to get it to squirt. We tried it with a few other brands we had lying around, and in the end, each time we added water, it made it easier to operate. When not inside someone, the sound is quite loud, but it’s much less grating once it’s inside.
During testing, I noticed a discrepancy between information on the website and that in the user manual. The website says the tank can hold 200 ml, but the user’s manual says not to exceed 150 ml. I used 200 ml of a lube and water mixture, and it worked just fine, but if you want to err on the side of caution, only fill it to 150 ml.
At $179, you’ll need to be a thrill seeker to rationalize this purchase. Yet the versatility and customizability will justify the price in many scenarios. The price ranges from $169 – $219. But this may be the best upgrade I’ve seen. The redesign is so intuitive that the 2.0 outpaces its predecessor in every conceivable way.
Packaging
The packaging is minimal but does the trick. As a bonus, it’s super discreet except for the brand name. I do wish that, for the price, it came with a battery for the remote control and a sample packet of lube, so that you could try it out without stopping by the store first.
Design
The design is sleeker than its predecessor. Serious thought went into this upgrade, and it shows. The fill tank is so much easier to use, making the syringe obsolete. The remote control adds another layer of convenience. Another upgrade? The clamp works much better on the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro, and it stayed perfectly in place even at higher speed thrusting.
The first Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher had a clear window, but it was still tricky to tell how full the lube reservoir was. The 2.0 doesn’t have a clear window, so unless you measure 200 ml of lubricant before pouring, it takes a little bit of guesswork to see how full it is. But in general, I was thrilled with this lube shooter’s design.
Material
The material matches the Hismith 4.0 sex machine, so it looks perfectly natural. It’s black plastic with purple details.
Stimulations
Lube launching stimulations are unique. They are the closest thing to ejaculation that I’ve ever experienced, save for the real deal. The more water you add, the faster it sprays out. If you want a gentle lube application, add only one syringe of water. If you want something more intense, add a good deal of water.
Sound Level
When I tested the sound level, a shot of lube was 71-75 decibels. If you’re not prepared for it, the sound can be startling. This is a toy best used alone or well out of earshot of others, though the sound is muted once inside a vagina or anus.
Build Quality and Dimensions
The build quality is excellent. The clamps fit so much better around the Hismith Sex Machine, and it stays in place—something its predecessor didn’t reliably do. The dimensions are average for a sex machine attachment. The extra storage means this is larger than the original, but it’s worth the extra storage space.
Ease of Use
This lube launcher is so easy to use. The design is intuitive, and it slides right onto the Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine. The fill tank makes refilling the lube 1000% easier. The remote control is a significant upgrade. Having to get out of position to launch the lube, or asking a partner to do it, is so much fussier than keeping the remote in hand.
It’s still a little tedious to clean, but aside from that, I was pleased with the simplicity.
Versatility
Lube launchers add a surprising amount of versatility to play time. They can add temperature play, help you try tantra or long thrusting sessions, and be a realistic component to a bondage scene. This one comes with a variety of dildos, from the hyper-realistic to the anal safe. Further, this one is hands-free, thanks to the remote control.
Warranty and Support
Hismith offers a 30-day refund policy for defective items.
Minor Issues I Found During Testing
Other than the price, I had very few issues with this lube launcher.
Review Summary
Pros
- Easy to fill, clean, and set up
- Remote control for hands-free lubricant application
- Comes with a dildo for an additional price
- Stays in place
- Rechargeable
Cons
Alternatives to the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro
Original Hismith Lube Launcher
The original Hismith Lube Launcher shares several features with the new one. Both are rechargeable, for instance. But the key differences include that the 2.0 Pro holds 200 ml of lube rather than 70 ml, the refill port opens at the top, it comes with a remote control, and it looks sleeker. The Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro also stays in place much better. The remodel is larger than the first one, but not by enough to require significantly more storage. Further, the original version comes with one type of dildo—a black and red tie-dye pattern—so you don’t have the choice of something anal or not realistically shaped. The Hismith Lube Launcher with the dildo costs $159, $10 less than the lowest cost version of the 2.0 Pro.
Do you want more options? We have tested many more Hismith attachments in this article. We have also tested many more sex machines in this article.
I am sold! Where Can I Buy It?
Grab your 200ml lubricant repeater with remote here.
Thanks for reading my Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher 2.0 Pro review!
Angela
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