The Cowgirl Saddle Review – My Sex Toy Guide

Say howdy to the Cowgirl Saddle, a premium sex machine with a design unlike anything I’ve encountered before. The c-shape is ready to ride, and it rocks back and forth, a bit like a sexy rocking horse. Yes, it has all the traditional sex machine trappings like attachments galore and mind-blowing sensation, but it also has unique sensations like tapping, thrusting, and anti-gravity swing. This sex machine is made for anyone who likes vibration and tapping and was founded by the same woman who founded b-Vibe. Below, I’ll investigate how this sex machine compares with the competition and whether the unique features are fun or forgettable. Let the horsing around commence!

Key Takeaways

If you are the sort of person who has orgies, you need to have this in your life. Yes, this saddle is blazing, and it brings the heat. This is one high horse that will certainly get you off. It is, without a doubt, the easiest to use sex machine I’ve tried. It’s unique and an excellent centerpiece for solo or partnered play. But if you need large dildos or weigh more than 220lbs, you’ll be better off purchasing something else.

Who Should Try It? Throwers of orgies, empowered cowgirls, and anyone who appreciates a sense of whimsy should giddy out their credit cards and buy this sex machine. It’s also great for people who need something easy on the hips and portable.

Who Can Skip It? Unfortunately, this sex machine is only going to work for people under 220 lbs., which will exclude a lot of the population. The dildos aren’t flared at the base, so they aren’t safe for anal use. Lastly, size queens should keep looking because these dildos are rather small.

You Can Buy It on the official Cowgirl website for $262.50.

What Is the Cowgirl Saddle?

The Cowgirl Saddle is a sleek, silicone sex machine with zillions of features. It’s on the higher end of the price spectrum at $350, but that’s because of what it offers. The dual stimulation is intense, from clitoral tapping to G-spot thrusting or vibration. Plus, it comes with a remote control, so you can hand your pleasure over to a partner. It is rechargeable, so you don’t have to use it near an outlet, plugged into the wall.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

The Cowgirl Saddle unboxing surpassed many sex toys I’ve opened and was easily the sexiest unboxing of a sex machine I’ve experienced (excluding the other Cowgirl machines). Inside the box, you’ll find the saddle, two cords, a remote control, two dildos, and a user instruction manual. The only thing you need to buy is water-based lubricant and something to store it in, if you’d prefer not to use the box it arrived in.

Features

The Cowgirl Saddle has majestic features, including:

• Rechargeability
• Magnetically attachable dildo attachments
• Remote control
• Dual stimulation
• Five speeds of thrusting, vibrating, and tapping

Specifications

The Cowgirl Saddle specifications at a glance:

• Material: ABS core, silicone exterior and attachments
• Size: Machine: 17.4” x 9.6” x 8”; thrusting attachment 4.2” insertable, vibrating attachment 5” insertable
• Color: Black
• Mechanism: Thrusting, penetration, and clitoral tapping
• Weight: 3.64 lbs

How Do I Use the Cowgirl Saddle?

After you receive this gift horse in the mail, plug both the remote control and the saddle in. The saddle takes a while to charge, so don’t forget to allow some lead time before you want to play. The charge-to-use time ratio isn’t amazing; it takes three hours to charge for 90 minutes of use on higher settings.

Then, pick your attachment if you’re in the mood for penetration. The pink dildo thrusts, and the purple one vibrates. Unplug the hole in the top, snap the dildo in, and grab some water-based lubricant for you and the dildo.

You can control the Cowgirl Saddle with the relatively straightforward remote control or the interface at the bottom of the sex machine, both of which have three buttons. Each interface is easy enough to figure out; you may not even need the instruction manual. Then, mount it and try out the five different tapping, thrusting, or vibrating settings. When you’re finished, wash the attachment and the machine, then store them away from the elements.

You can learn more about how to use a sex machine in this guide.

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My Personal Experience

Some of my favorite sex machine offerings have come from Cowgirl, so I was thrilled to be the recipient of the Saddle. The Cowgirl Cone and Rodeo Rumbler redefined my expectations for sex machines, and I couldn’t wait to put the Saddle to the test.

I was particularly eager to find out whether the forward-backward swing motion would be seamless and enhance the pleasure or simply be an awkward gimmick. After all, the extra give means that the dildo wouldn’t have a firm base against which to thrust, so I didn’t know if it would dilute the intensity of the pleasure. But the dildos thrust or vibrate, and the swinging sensation just adds fun, a little like a sex swing that you can use by yourself. The C curve was tight enough that rocking forward and backward kept the tapping sensation snuggly stimulating my clit, which came as a relief, because I was worried that it would break contact as I leaned backward. The ability to rock changed the G-spot stimulation angle of penetration and added an interesting element of variability that other sex machines lack.

The Saddle comes with two dildos; one thrusts, and the other vibrates. Plus, you can add in the clitoral tapping. The tapping is a lot of punchy, direct stimulation, which might not be ideal for people with super-sensitive clits. Luckily for me, I could enjoy it on the lightest setting, and it was even powerful enough over my underwear. If you like thuddy suction, you will very likely enjoy the tapping. You can enjoy the tapping on its own, as well.

It will come as a shock to no one that I’m still fervently in love with this brand, and particularly this sex machine. It’s cool, it’s fun, and it makes me want to throw an orgy. I had some of my rootinest, tootinest orgasms to date. I am hoping they create more compatible attachments in the future, though, as the dildos were rather small and subtle, especially when compared with other sex machine attachments.

Packaging

The Saddle comes in packaging that is more luxe than most sex machines I’ve unboxed. It’s modern and thick, so you can keep it for storage if you like. It’s wrapped so carefully that it would be difficult to damage during shipping.

Design

The design is dreamy and looks comfy and erotic at once. My favorite part of the design is how easy it is to switch out the dildos. Once you remove the plug for the dildo attachments, you just put one in. It’s so much less complicated than 99% of the sex machines I’ve tried. I hope other companies adopt this, but add in anal-safe dildos.

Even the remote control is rechargeable, which I appreciate. I have so many rechargeable toys that come with remote controls that require batteries. And the button placement on the Saddle? Chef’s kiss. The buttons are at the front, just under the top, totally reachable during use.

Material

The Cowgirl Saddle is made from ABS plastic on the inside with a silicone cover. It’s not waterproof, but I’ve never used a sex machine that was. Overall, it’s gorgeous and comfortable.

Stimulations

The stimulations are incredible. You can experience clitoral tapping as well as G-spot stimulation simultaneously. The rocking is a fluid, natural, and enjoyable motion. The tapping is quite intense, while the dildo size, thrusting, and vibration are much more subtle. I was happy to note that the stimulations can be controlled separately, and each offers five levels of stimulation.

Sound Level

The sound level was somewhat loud but better than I expected. Tech-wise, not many brands can pull off crazy power with immaculate sound control. The website said that this machine wouldn’t top 72 decibels. When I tested the decibels, they ranged from 58 to 65, well under the suggested levels. It’s loud for a regular sex toy but quiet for a sex machine.

Build Quality and Dimensions

The build quality is so sleek. It’s easily one of the best-looking sex machines I own, and it’s practically seamless. This is a sex machine I wish I could display in the living room.

The size is rather narrow, but it still feels sturdy. The Cowgirl Saddle is not as wide as most saddle vibrators I’ve used, which my hips were thankful for.

The included dildos are of reasonable size for beginner to intermediate use, which is an anomaly for sex machines, which usually come with far larger, girthier dildos. Both dildos are smaller than average, and they aren’t flared at the base, so they are not safe for anal use.

Ease of Use

The Cowgirl Saddle is easy to use, especially considering that it’s a full-fledged sex machine. It comes with a remote control for easy stimulation adjustments mid-ride, and the magnetic attachments are a cinch to switch out. The Saddle isn’t waterproof, but you can carefully wash it with water and soap, as well as the attachments, or wipe it down with sex toy cleaner.

Versatility

In general, this isn’t super versatile, especially for a sex machine. It’s not app-compatible, but you can use the remote if you want your partner to control it. Further, it’s rechargeable, so you can use it anywhere, with or without an outlet.

The attachments are rather inflexible. One dildo vibrates, the other thrusts, and those are the only two options you have. If you enjoy the shape of one dildo but would prefer the other type of stimulation, you’re out of luck. You can use the stimulations together or one at a time, if you prefer just G-spot or clitoral stimulation. Further, there are only two compatible dildos, and they are rather small.

Warranty and Support

The Cowgirl Saddle premium sex machine comes with a one-year warranty against defects in materials or workmanship. Beyond that, there’s a lifetime quality guarantee so that you can receive a 50% discount if your sex machine breaks after the warranty has expired.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

The biggest bummer is that this saddle isn’t built to support people over 220 lbs. Cowgirl, please come out with a plus-sized saddle, for inclusivity’s sake! Further, the only two dildos you can use with the Saddle are the two it arrives with, both of which are on the small side.

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Review Summary

Pros

• Easy to use, with a remote control and foolproof attachment switching
• Dual stimulation
• Lightweight and portable
• Two high-powered motors

Cons

• Pricy
• Suitable only for people under 220 lbs
• Solely compatible with the two dildos it comes with, not safe for anal use

Alternatives to the Cowgirl Saddle

Cowgirl Cone

The Cowgirl Cone is another offering from the same company, and it’s every bit as rowdy as the Saddle. It has a suction cup base, app compatibility, and a motor that will take the ass right out of your chaps. It’s waterproof and costs the same as the Saddle. The Cone offers clitoral vibration or G-spot stimulation, but doesn’t have the tapping or thrusting that the Saddle does. If you love vibration and want something strong, the Cowgirl Cone is the way to go. But for novelty, options, and distinctiveness, the Saddle is the clear winner.

Motorbunny Buck

Comparing any sex machine to the Motorbunny Buck is difficult because the Buck is such a heavyweight. The Buck will cost you an arm and a leg, but it’s the most powerful, the most versatile, the most customizable, and basically every other superlative. If you have the money, the Buck is the better choice. But the Cowgirl Saddle holds its own in several ways. It’s easier to use, to transport, to store, and more comfortable for people with hip flexor issues.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more sex machines in this article.

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Thanks for reading my The Cowgirl Saddle review!

Angela

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Angela Kempf is a Denver-based writer whose sexual health writings have been published in a number of notable online publications. She enjoys B movies, yoga, traveling, and puns. When she’s not reading or writing, she’s usually on the hunt for the best tacos in town.
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