Autoblow VacuGlide 2 Review – My Sex Toy Guide

Autoblow is back again with a new VacuGlide version, and it has some interesting upgrades to share with the masses. For one, it has a much slower speed, added customizability, and a web-app, so you can control the machine without having to share a bed. The VacuGlide 2 has a one-of-a-kind combination of suction, stroking, and complex patterns for users to enjoy.

Is it, in fact, better than real life, as the marketing on the box suggests? Let’s put this to the test with my partner’s willing penis and see if it really blows.

Key Takeaways

I cannot stress this enough: if you can afford it, this is the best penis-pleasing sex machine on the market. It can do everything the competition does and then some, and its stimulations are just better by every metric. This is it; this is the ultimate purchase for penis-havers. It’s evident that Autoblow listened to its customer base and delivered a version that’s utterly unbeatable. In this case, money can buy happiness.

Who Should Try It? If you can afford the gouge of the price tag, you should. This is the best device my partner has ever used. It’s so clutch for anyone with grip issues, erectile dysfunction, or someone who wants an orgasm from something that feels a lot like a blowjob.

Who Can Skip It? If you don’t have a penis or the budget to afford this milking machine, consider something less expensive, like the Autoblow AI Ultra, which offers the stroking at a fraction of the price.

You Can Buy It on the official Autoblow website for $899.95

What Is the Autoblow VacuGlide 2?

The Autoblow VacuGlide 2 is the sex machine of all sex machines for people with penises. It comes with a neat little backpack for discreet storage, and it’s as versatile as anything I’ve come across. It offers suction and stroking, app compatibility, works well with sleeves of other brands, and is entirely customizable.

And it is perfect for long-distance couples, people with ED, people with penises of all sizes, creating an AI girlfriend, exploring different ways of getting off, and dialing into pleasure.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

Unboxing a sex machine is usually more of a chore than fun. But the Autoblow VacuGlide came carefully packaged and organized just so, making unboxing more pleasant than normal. It comes in a large, sturdy box, which you will eventually have to sneak into the recycling bin, as it says “Autoblow” everywhere. But the exterior mailing package is the picture of discretion, and no one will know what’s arriving at your doorstep.

Overall, the packaging was surprisingly comprehensive, neat, and organized. It was secure and easy to find and assemble the parts, which is about all you can ask for with sex machine packaging. It felt normal rather than scandalous, informative rather than salacious.

Features

The Autoblow VacuGlide 2 has mind-blowing features, including:

• Three receivers and sleeves
• Comes with a free erotic film library you can sync sensations with
• Twenty speeds, with a new, ultra-slow speed
• Backpack for storage
• Works with certain virtual reality headsets
• Autopilot feature gives the machine control for hands-free, surprising pleasure

Specifications

The Autoblow VacuGlide 2 specifications at a glance:

• Material: Silicone and ABS plastic
• Size: Machine: 16” x 6”, Strokers are 6”, 7”, and 8”
• Color: Silver
• Mechanism: Penis suction and stroking
• Weight: 14 lbs

How Do I Use the Autoblow VacuGlide 2?

Getting started is a cinch thanks to the many how-to videos on the Autoblow website. There is a video for everything, including troubleshooting and customizing your hose length.

1. The quick recap is that after unboxing, wash the sleeve you plan to use with warm water and antibacterial soap.
2. Put it back together, then connect the sleeve to the machine with the hose.
3. Plug it in, flip the switch on the side, and then hit the play button to begin experimenting.

You can use the buttons to adjust intensity and stroke length, try the ten preset patterns, and turn the machine on or off. Or you can hold the play button for three seconds to connect to Wi-Fi, so you can control it with your phone. The lights will flash. When the lights turn blue, you know you’re connected to Wi-Fi. From there, you can customize, tinker, and explore to your heart’s (and erection’s) content.

You can learn more about how to use a stroker in this guide.

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My Personal Experience

If there is one thing in this world my partner loves, it’s me. But if there are two, it’s me and his Autoblow VacuGlide (the original version). Ever since he received it, it is his most-frequently used device. He’s practically a zealot. He brought the backpack down once during a dinner party for show and tell—that’s how much he loves it. And for some background, when I met him, he said he wasn’t really into sex toys. But that’s what someone says before they’ve tried the right device. For him, that’s the VacuGlide.

He was b-b-bonkers excited when he found out that they’d come out with a new version and fixed his main complaint: that the device had to be in bed with us during use so that he could reach the buttons.

His favorite new feature is the ability to control Autoblow VacuGlide 2 with your phone. There are endless options on their web app, and I actually mean endless. From syncing to virtual reality porn to creating an AI girlfriend to letting me control it from the next room, it’s amazing my partner was able to keep his job after trying this thing. It’s fun, easy to use, and highly addictive.

Many people are all about the intensity when it comes to sex machines. But the new, slower speed made my partner turn into the heart-eyes emoji. The slow speed ranges between eight and ten strokes per minute, and it feels much more like a blow job from a human than anything else on the market. You can even program in pauses, which add another lifelike element and can help you learn to edge.

We tried out the AI girlfriend/boyfriends together, and that was fun. You can chat with them or let them control the device for a roller coaster of sensations. He had fun trying it, and I had fun watching him:

Design

The design is everything it needs to be. While it’s not the most displayable thing we own, it’s modern in appearance, solid, and incredibly well-made. The buttons are easy to find and use, and every detail was deliberate.

Material

The machine’s material is sleek, modern, and solid. It looks like a stroking machine that Apple would manufacture. The quality is incredible. The sleeve felt durable, silky, and high-quality.

Plus, the machine is compatible with sleeves from other brands if you get the optional vacuum cap, so if the sleeve that came with it doesn’t work for you, you can use one you prefer. Just double-check that the sleeve you like is compatible—this machine works with many brands.

Stimulations

The Autoblow VacuGlide 2’s stimulations are similar to the first one, meaning they’re some of the best my partner has ever felt. The new version has added fully customizable patterns. The additional patterns make it feel more realistic and less mechanical than the original version. The rhythms, or “experiences,” are more nuanced and surprising than the robotic patterns I’ve felt on my vibrators, and my partner thought they were pure magic. Some of the patterns go through minutes before repeating, so they do feel much more like an experience rather than syncopation.

The video sync worked surprisingly well, with hardly any noticeable lag. The creator has expressed that the VacuGlide 2 will continue to amass features since it’s connected to the internet. Keeping your app up to date as features continue to roll out is easy since the app is more of a website. It’s one of the most advanced setups we’ve ever seen. It’s such an understatement to say we were impressed. We were floored.

Sound Level

So, it’s not quiet, but it could be a lot louder. At low speeds, it’s unobtrusive. At the highest speeds, it lets out a high-pitched whirr that you may want to combat with some music if robot noise ruins the mood for you. When we tested the decibels, they ranged from 45 to 57, which is decent for a penis milking machine:

Build Quality and Dimensions

The build quality is top-notch. It’s easy to wipe down, and heavy enough to be sturdy without feeling like a burden to drag out.

The dimensions are larger than most strokers but smaller than most sex machines we own. It’s also surprisingly portable, thanks to the backpack. It wouldn’t be out of the question to bring this along on a road trip:

Accessories

The accessories compatible with Autoblow VacuGlide 2 are numerous and varied, catering to a wide range of interests. The one accessory you’ll need, without a doubt, is water-based lubricant. Autoblow sells its own brand, and my partner enjoyed how long it stayed slick.

We got a few helpful accessories that added to the overall experience. The scaffolding holds the hose in place over the bed if you’d like. The desk mount clips onto a piece of furniture with a hole to run the hose through. Both will help you achieve hands-free play, if that’s what you seek. The stroker keeper connects the penis portion of the machine to the base of your testicles, so it stays in place no matter what.

We don’t have the vacuum cap, but that allows you to connect virtually any sleeve to the machine, making this endlessly buildable and customizable.

Ease of Use

My partner felt like this was extremely easy to use. There’s a little more setup than the original version because you must connect to WiFi and visit the web-app to get the full experience, but the functionality more than makes up for it.

There are pages and pages of videos to watch for information on how to use this machine to its full potential. While they’ve made it as easy as possible to get up to speed, it still may take time to get used to. But the information is clear, assembly is a cinch, and the videos are comprehensive:

It’s just that there’s so much to this sex machine that you couldn’t possibly try it all out at once, and that’s a good thing. They even link to 3D-printable downloads so that you can print your own attachments.

Though it’s not one of the easiest to fully sterilize, it is simple to do a light cleaning. A full cleaning is a little tougher because you must remove the sleeve, which is tightly in place, but it’s not particularly frustrating.

It is abundantly clear that this company cares about your pleasure.

Versatility

Versatility doesn’t even scratch the surface of what this device offers. It has all the features any other penis toy has and then some. There are limitless options, so let’s dive into some of the more fun ways to use this thing.

In the app, you can upload your own videos and create patterns to go with them, in essence reliving some of your favorite sexual experiences. You can create an AI girlfriend or boyfriend. You can save the patterns to the device itself, ensuring you have the best experience possible even when you aren’t connected to the Internet.

Further, the web app has a link that you can send to long-distance partners to give them temporary control over the sensations, making it a great choice for couples who are frequently apart. You can operate the machine with a phone, tablet, or PC, so you’ll never be without a way to control it digitally.

Lastly, they give you the option to create an AI girlfriend or boyfriend. I wasn’t immediately sure how this would work, but you choose an AI person you find attractive and can chat with them. Then, you can give them control of the sensations. We didn’t know what to expect, but this was one of the most fun features.

Warranty and Support

The Autoblow VacuGlide 2 comes with a two-year warranty.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

It’s difficult not to complain about the price of a $1k+ toy, but this thing is worth every penny. Beyond that, I had to poke my partner with a stick to get him to come up with complaints. The scaffolding and the desk-mount seemed 3D-printed, so not the most high-quality, but they were still helpful features. Other than that, expect a longer-than-usual learning curve and a somewhat bulky machine.

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Review Summary

Pros

• Unbelievably immersive, lifelike stimulations
• Versatile and fully tech-integrative
• Works for people with grip issues and erectile dysfunction
• Fits a wide range of penis sizes
• Web-app compatible and video sync available
• Compatible with VR porn, Fleshlights, and more
• Perfect for long-distance couples
• Inclusive AI-companions

Cons

• Slightly cumbersome
• Takes a while to get to know the features

Alternatives to the Autoblow VacuGlide 2

Autoblow VacuGlide

Many times, companies release a second version of a product with little more than aesthetic upgrades. This is not the case with VacuGlide 2. The updates are thoughtful, crucial, and impressive. The second version is worth getting, even if you have the first (if you can afford it), thanks to the tremendous improvement in sensations and ease of use.

VacuGlide 2 comes with a slower slowest speed and a faster fastest speed, making it more intense on both ends of the spectrum, and ten additional speeds total. The original wasn’t compatible with Autoblow’s web app, but the new one is, and it makes a significant difference. Not only are there many more patterns and experiences to try, but you can leave the machine part on the floor or nightstand, and it doesn’t have to become your bedmate. You can control the sensations on your phone rather than having to ensure you can reach all the buttons.

The two machines look the same, are the same size, and come with the same backpack, so purchasing the new version won’t take up any more of your bedroom real estate. They both have stroke and suck sensations. The original isn’t available on their website, but it doesn’t matter because the second version is the only way to go.

Lovense Solace Pro

The Lovense Solace Pro is another tech-forward stroker. It’s quite a bit cheaper, retailing for $399. And you can use it hands-free, connect it to the app for long-distance play, sync it with other sex toys, and experience up to 300 strokes per minute.

It comes with a desk mount, which is necessary as it can be hard to hold. It also syncs with porn as well, but it lags far behind the versatility, unique sensations, and all-around high-end experience of the VacuGlide 2.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more blowjob machines in this article.

Where to Buy Your Autoblow VacuGlide 2

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Thanks for reading my Autoblow VacuGlide 2 review!

Angela

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Angela Kempf is a Denver-based writer whose sexual health writings have been published in a number of notable online publications. She enjoys B movies, yoga, traveling, and puns. When she’s not reading or writing, she’s usually on the hunt for the best tacos in town.
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